Understanding Bruneians. (part 1)

You know you are Bruneian:

1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.
(TRUE!!! mcm, cubatah msg/call tarus ah.. bgi sasak bah MAIN MISSCALL ani!)
2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"
(nda tau ah..)
3. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.
(ani ngam. biar tawaf 10 kali tu.. mau jua dakat2)
4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia ifyou meet Indonesian.. and so on.
(ngam. besa, ngada2. cubatah, drg dbrunei atu, biar tia durang yg blajar bahasa kitani. NAPA PULANG TANI ISKI BLAJAR BAHASA DURANG??)
5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".
(nda tau.)
6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.
(bagi2 ni andang tipikal urg brunei. undebatable.)
7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.
(ngam! or, pop mee.)
8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday.
(bukan jauh pun. nda jua smpai abis minyak mentuka..)
9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport.
(tapi masani urg gilakan motor. okay?)
10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.
(or when you see a local tv camera, you would run away. BRUNEI SIOK!!!)
11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.
12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".
(nyibuk. NGAM! terutama yg jahat2..)
13. You like electronic products from Japan.
(ani undebatable. i mean, who doesnt? cool kali ahh.. bukan brunei ada laptop punn.)
14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you areasked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'
(slalu ni eh. utk si syg lah. utk si bibi lah. utk si alai lah.)
15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion.
16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.
(the best example, p2f or anugerah2 yg nda berprestij. haha.)
17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.
(utk yg gatal sja.)
18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.
(aii. ani, no comment. si XXX sma jua catu. suma jua keta drg sama plate hahaha.)
19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.
(memories jua tu. nda pa2. dimaafkan ahaha)
20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.
(aku NDAAA!)
21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudarasi blabla".
(because brunei is a small country.)
22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).
(awueh.)
23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not tomiss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increaseyour salary).
(nda!)
24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies,you will find your saudara first.
(mesti ada 'urg dalam' kali ah..)
25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).
(nda tau.)
26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.
(what the heck is brudirect? hahaha)
27. You give you children super long name.
(namaku simple jua.)
28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else eventhough it's just another Hua Ho.
(macam GIANT aritu. smpai nunggu2 dluar. bebaris2.)
29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know.
(polite~)
30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
(pmalas bah. taunya kn makan saja.. yatah LAMPUH TU DANG..)
31. You are ok to be fat.
(living in paradise. of course lah. trutama urg bandar okay..)
32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the badness, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.
(yes. terutamanya dlm hal2 yg cani: anak si anu betian nda belaki bah. like, WHAT THE FCK? biar tia bah. bukan jua ya ngacau.)
33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to.
(dont want to miss the good times.)
34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.
(and friendster, and facebook, and many more.)
35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .
(duhh. =.=")
36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.
(nda lagi tdapat baju mihir.. cuci mentuka pun pakai baju lawa.)
37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.
(ko pikir ko cool la pakai catu?)
38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids.
39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnei"
(brigali. like, nda kamu kana ajar ka dskulah?! tolong deh. pakai spelling!)
40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.
(ani lagi brigali. damn!)
41. You listen to Pelangi FM.
(ani aku pun dgr kdg2. sal siuk. tapi time c aliff ja okay? yg lain, FAKE!)
42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.
(aku nda minat VON DUTCH!)
43. You are especially racist to Indian workers.
(slalu ni. tkaling2. kaling ja majal. napa kan tu? biar tia bh.)
44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks,chaving a picnic with your friends.
(the mall, byk remaja2 yg hang out sana. nada tempat lain ka BUI?)
45. You have 'candas' in your house.
(ani utk mkn ambuyat. yummy!)
46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind.
(okay, dont stop reading my blog because i have too many critics. kritikan yg membina ahaha)
47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.
48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile(for one month and then switch off one or the other).
49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.
(runding jua lah. or you try to get help from URG DALAM.)





sorry if this post is offending. but face the fact that most of these points are so true. it meant to be a humor pulang. but yeah, if you dont like it, dont click my page ever again. remember, this blog is mine. i can write/post anything i like. you dont like, you dont read lah.