Saturday, January 31, 2009

Congratulations

i went outside just now and i saw a beautiful moon. (STAIE! ada ka jua inda bulan..) so i think its the best time to congratulate my friends and me for our results. okay, ready? here we go!

CONGRATULATIONS TO:

RUZAINI BIN MAHADI who got C for his Maths, D for his Geo and E for his Business. i personally think that he studied hard for his business pasal kan.. he used to score 1/100 saja time exam. so its nice to see his business time A-level ni E..

NORDIN BIN AJMAIN who got A for his Syariah (DASAR KO!), E for his Account and unfortunate U for his Geo.

RIDHWAN ROSLAN who got B for his Maths, C for his Physics, and e for his Chemist. i knew he's genius..

HAFIZ ANAS who got brapa? aku lupa. CCDD kan? ko inda gtau aku detailnya yaw.

AL-AMIN sama SALWANI, inda payah ku gtau result kmu sini. sama macam aku tu.. si didi saja dapat D for her Malay.

and and and siiiiiiiiiiiii.. who got A for his Bio, A again for his Physics and A again for his Chemist but B for his GP..


andddddddd tidak lupa juga buat si MATE ku si AREEF, for his ugama yaw! berkat2 ko menceramah aku ni. belatih.

as for me, i got dissatisfying result. bagi urg, indalah.. tapi bagiku, menghampakan.. sorry bro, i failed. payah bah bm tu. anak sapa lah membuat tu. sekalinyaaaaa time2 ku hampa, si mate saja danganku.. thanks to cigu jua pasal inda putus2 membagi kata2 semangat. you'll always be my favorite tutor macam cigu Hjh Saliah, cigu Hamidah sama cigu Erma.. aiiiyi batah udah ku inda jumpa durang. hahahaa.

utk kawan2ku yg inda ku sebutkan namanya sini, sorry aku lupa result kamu hahaha. jangan putus asa, gagal sekali bukan bereti gagal selama2nya cewah!!!! apakan. okay i'm done. sayonara!


我猜我的未來不是早有安排。
~I'm guessing my future is already arranged~


一千個願望 我只想換你﹐一直 陪在我身旁。
-A thousand wish, I only want to exchange for you to be always by my side-

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

blabbering.

Kanye West said, and I quote, “once you became famous, you’ll never become infamous.” Well, that depends on the country. Kanye, you want to see one? Come here, I’ll show you. We have lots of example here. Guys, if you know what I mean…… you’ll be laughing out of your ass now. Huhuuuuu. Come on, laugh! Laugh or I’ll shoot you!Tuzki Bunny Emoticon

I’m waiting my A-Level November 2008 result. Damn it people! Batah jua! Everyone else in other countries dapat udah.. pacah kali cargo.. yatah ilang result kami tu.. ahhh?!!! Ilang ka?! Paksa lagi exam skali.. huahuaaaa. Gila tuuu.. sakit hatiku eh.. you know every time I woke up in the morning, the very first thing yg ku buat ni, mencari result.. since result kana released dari UK.. sasak ku ihhh manith! Tapi kinda cali jua tuu.. biar tia bahh result ah.. nanti2 dapat jua tani tu kann.. inda payah ditunggu.. unless cargo banar2 pacah.. bedtime stories tuuu ih.. tepengaruh.. MOE mainkan tani kali nii. Cali kali prasan durang, menjaruk result tani lama2.. sengaja durang.. bah simpan tia sampai next year.. sampai ku 18 tahun lah, okayyyy.. inda jua ku ingau2.. payah macam anii. Selahau ku udah.. tapi bkn salah MOE kali.. entah eh.. biar tia bahhh nes!Tuzki Bunny EmoticonTuzki Bunny Emoticonbilakannn.. kata si kenet sama si salam, hari ani.. again aku bangun awal.. skalorrrrr.. katok pala kamu dua mun nada ah..

Aku kana bagi $40.. minta dri abg.. atupun kana lecture.. kali ku kata, “usin atu inda jua bawa mati tuu.. apa salahnya bebagi..” huahuaaa.. alasan!! One word two suku katas, BO-RINGG.. aku minta pasal aku mau premium tibia.. and again, aku tepengaruh.. si safwan ni.. kau ni laiiiiii.. salahmu ni!! Ada monster baru lah, ada weapon baru lahh.. minjam charmu saja.. ko level 43 udahh. aku apa juaaaaa, tapi ko boring, jangantah, ambil balik PW mu hahaha.. ko world lain bah.. lain dunia mu.. dunia yang ada mermaid.. ada unicorn.. and dua dunia kita berbeza~ (lagu siti norlijah sama tupat!) tapi here’s my problem: aku mau bali DVD juaaaa.. antara dua~ (si parah!~) aku mau bali DVD bahh.. besalah, aku TV-freak (kata si mate.) so so what! Cana ni ahhh.. I know pulangg DVD atu inda paidahhh.. damn, sama jua macam tibia tu!! andang kali aku ni nda-pedah-things freak.. Tuzki Bunny Emoticonbaik pulang ku bali tabir MU tuu.. pedah juaa.. inda jua teliat antu mun betabir.. apakannnZZZ.. (totally intended, nya si omgz, *waves* muamu dang).. okay, aku minta b-mobile buatkan aku misis, “mendermalah kepada si nes pasal ia mau premium tibia.. please yaww.. aku dying kan mliat monster baru ah.. katik TIBIA1 untuk singgit bla bla..” huhuuu.. lau aku buat catu, brapa ku dapat tuu.. banyak kalii..

Mate, ni aku mimpi kau tadi.. *waves* (again, omgz’s) pasal aku inda online semalam.. gastric ku yaww.. pasal aku makan limau kalii.. limau damit yang masam ah.. atu ku siruk.. nyaman jua tapi inda dapat ku makan pasal gastric.. skalinyaa, aku makan ubat lah pastu tidur didalam tangisan.. yeoh!! sorry ah mun kau menunggu semalam.. nangis ko? eh indabah, aku mimpi, tani sama class english kali inda tau mp3 sapa ka yg bebunyi.. lagu Mentera Beradu ahh… banarnya lagu atu arah PC ku pulang, yg inda tutup 24hrs ah.. yatah lagu atu masuk jua dalam mimpiku.. kali ko umban pemadam arah aku, kali ko nyanyi lagu atuu.. kira belawan sapa paling ingat liriknya.. sekelurism kannnn.. hahaha.. at least ko skalor dalam mimpiku la.. (ramai sepupuku yg baik telah di injak!) yeoh.. tapi lawa lagu atuu.. yatah satu2nya yg lawa tu… I mean lagu baru durang la kan.. hahaha..Tuzki Bunny Emoticon

I’m done! sayonara, take care, peace! Assalamualaikum..


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天亮以后留住你该用什么理由﹖我以为我做得到抱着你到天荒地老。爱你我感到骄傲什么都好。天亮以后留下的就只剩下寂寞。

-after sunrise, what reason should I use to keep you by my side? I thought I could hug you forever. Loving you, I feel proud, everything will be okay. After sunrise, all that is left will be loneliness.-

我的心是我的。
-my heart’s mine-

一千個願望 我只想換你﹐一直 陪在我身旁。
-A thousand wish, I only want to exchange for you to be always by my side-

Monday, January 26, 2009

Tagged By The Mate

Starting time: 11.09 am
Name : nes
Sisters : nil.
Brothers : 1.
Shoe size : 6.
Height : 5'4 kali.


Where do you live :
brunei.

Have you ever been on a plane :
Of course.

Swam in the ocean :
Never.

Fallen asleep at school :
Yeaaa.

Broken someone’s heart :
i dont know.

Fell off your chair :
Yeaa.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call :
yes.

Saved e-mails :
yeaaa. alot.

What is your room like :
he said, and i quote, "grunge style." hahaha where did you get that? my room looks like a box.

What’s right beside you :
bed.

What is the last thing you ate :
pancake yg inda jadi.

Ever had...Chicken pox :
Yupp, twice. caya? ini betul lah.

Sore throat :
Yes.

Stitches :
yes.

Broken nose :
No.

Do you believe in love at first sight :
no. its lust, or infatuation. how the hell could you love a person without knowing his/her personality? and why would you love him/her at first sight? pasal ia cute/hot/handsome or whatever you call it? it doesnt make any sense. eh yes it does, sense of humor. so i think it merely a lust, or infatuation.

Like picnics :
no

Who was/were...

The last person you danced with :
Myself.

Last made you smile :
the very last, si mate. semalam i think, pasal ia majal minta kesiannnnn.

You last yelled at :
ajis pasal ia suruh aku salin number free. damn ko.

Today did you...

Talk to someone you like :
havent.

Kissed anyone :
No.

Get sick :
No.

Talk to an ex :
no.

Miss someone :
yes.

Who do you really hate:
he said and i quote, "My life?" oi mate, ko paham ka WHO ani utk apa? as for me, asri ali! i was born to hate him and i've decided to hate him forever.

Do you like your hand-writing :
very much.

Are your toe nails painted :
No.

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in :
my family's.

What color shirt are you wearing now :
black.

Are you a friendly person :
no.

Do you have any pets :
No. i hate animals.

Do you sleep with the TV on :
no, but i sleep with my PC and laptop on. HAHAHA.

What are you doing right now :
Online.

Can you handle the truth :
it depends.

Are you closer to your mother or father :
closer to my ma.

Do you eat healthy :
i guess not.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex :
yes.

If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to :
to the mate.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time :
quiet, and again, it depends.

Are you confident :
no.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1) school
2) naik pokok
3) memajal minta bali barang (sampai masani pulang)
4) rumah tutong.
5) Inda brakal ahhaha.

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1) first, i would like to enjoy brabis2 hati.
2) and then, bagi2 sama family sama kawan2.
3) pastu jalan2 ke taiwan OF COURSE.
4) pastu bayar durang fahrenheit utk perform dirumahku.
5) then simpan, atupun lau masih ada kan dsmpan.

5 of my bad habits
1) Sleep late.
2) extremely lazy.
3) boring crew.
4) inda suka makan nasi tapi suka makan chocs (depends on the choc)
5) Swearing. (yes fuc*ing serious.)

5 places I've lived/living
1) in the womb.
2) dalam kutak SCBU, (special care baby unit).
3) sengkurong.
4) tutong camp.
5) lumut.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Happy Chinese New Year. 新年快乐

happy new year! this year will be the year of the Ox!


It’s New Year Eve! Let’s talk About Chinese New Year today. You will learn something valuable.

Chinese New Year or Spring Festival is one of the most important traditional Chinese holidays. It is sometimes called the Lunar New Year, especially by people outside China. The festival traditionally begins on the first day of the first lunar month (Chinese: 正月; pinyin: zhēng yuè) in the Chinese calendar and ends on the 15th; this day is called Lantern Festival. Chinese New Year's Eve is known as Chúxī. It literally means "Year-pass Eve.

It is unclear when the beginning of the year was celebrated before the Qin Dynasty. Traditionally, the year was said to have begun with month 1 during the Xia Dynasty, month 12 during the Shang Dynasty, and month 11 during the Zhou Dynasty. However, records show that the Zhou Dynasty began its year with month 1. Intercalary months, used to keep the lunar calendar synchronized with the sun, were added after month 12 during both the Shang Dynasty (according to surviving oracle bones) and the Zhou Dynasty (according to Sima Qian). The first Emperor of China Qin Shi Huang changed the beginning of the year to month 10 in 221 BC, also changing the location of the intercalary month to after month 9. Whether the New Year was celebrated at the beginning of month 10, or month 1, or both is unknown. In 104 BC, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty established month 1 as the beginning of the year, where it remains.

According to tales and legends, the beginning of Chinese New Year started with the fight against a mythical beast called the Nian or "Year" in Chinese. Nian would come on the first day of New Year to devour livestock, crops, and even villagers, especially children. To protect themselves, the villagers would put food in front of their doors at the beginning of every year. It was believed that after the Nian ate the food they prepared, it wouldn’t attack any more people. One time, people saw that the Nian was scared away by a little child wearing red. The villagers then understood that the Nian was afraid of the color red. Hence, every time when the New Year was about to come, the villagers would hang red lanterns and red spring scrolls on windows and doors. People also used firecrackers to frighten away the Nian. From then on, the Nian never came to the village again. The Nian was eventually captured by Hongjunlaozu, an ancient Taoist monk. The Nian became Hongjunlaozu's mount.

On the days before the New Year celebration Chinese families give their home a thorough cleaning. There is a Cantonese saying "Wash away the dirt on ninyabaat" (年廿八,洗邋遢), but the practice is not usually restricted on nin'ya'baat (年廿八, the 28th day of month 12). It is believed the cleaning sweeps away the bad luck of the preceding year and makes their homes ready for good luck. Brooms and dust pans are put away on the first day so that luck cannot be swept away. Some people give their homes, doors and window-frames a new coat of red paint. Homes are often decorated with paper cutouts of Chinese auspicious phrases and couplets. Purchasing new clothing, shoes and receiving a hair-cut also symbolize a fresh start .

The first day is for the welcoming of the deities of the heavens and earth, officially beginning at midnight. Many people, especially Buddhists, abstain from meat consumption on the first day because it is believed that this will ensure longevity for them. Some consider lighting fires and using knives to be bad luck on New Year's Day, so all food to be consumed is cooked the day before.
Most importantly, the first day of Chinese New Year is a time when families visit the oldest and most senior members of their extended family, usually their parents, grandparents or great-grandparents.
Some families may invite a lion dance troupe as a symbolic ritual to usher in the Lunar New Year as well as to evict bad spirits from the premises. Members of the family who are married also give red packets containing cash to junior members of the family, mostly children and teenagers.

The second day of the Chinese New Year is for married daughters to visit their birth parents. Traditionally, daughters who have been married may not have the opportunity to visit their birth families frequently.
On the second day, the Chinese pray to their ancestors as well as to all the gods. They are extra kind to dogs and feed them well as it is believed that the second day is the birthday of all dogs.

The third and fourth day of the Chinese New Year are generally accepted as inappropriate days to visit relatives and friends due to the following schools of thought. People may subscribe to one or both thoughts.
1) It is known as "chì kǒu" (赤口), meaning that it is easy to get into arguments. It is suggested that the cause could be the fried food and visiting during the first two days of the New Year celebration
2) Families who had an immediate kin deceased in the past 3 years will not go house-visiting as a form of respect to the dead, but people may visit them on this day. Some people then conclude that it is inauspicious to do any house visiting at all. The third day of the New Year is allocated to grave-visiting instead

The fifteenth day of the New Year is celebrated as Yuánxiāo jié (元宵节), otherwise known as Chap Goh Mei in Fujian dialect. Rice dumplings Tangyuan (simplified Chinese: 汤圆; traditional Chinese: 湯圓; pinyin: tāngyuán), a sweet glutinous rice ball brewed in a soup, is eaten this day. Candles are lit outside houses as a way to guide wayward spirits home. This day is celebrated as the Lantern Festival, and families walk the street carrying lighted lanterns.
This day often marks the end of the Chinese New Year festivities.

Clothing mainly featuring the colour red is commonly worn throughout the Chinese New Year because it is believed that red will scare away evil spirits and bad fortune. In addition, people typically wear new clothes from head to toe to symbolize a new beginning in the new year

守岁(守歲) (Shou Sui) occurs when members of the family gather around throughout the night after the reunion dinner and reminisce about the year that has passed while welcoming the year that has arrived. Some believe that children who Shou Sui will increase the longevity of the parents.
一夜连双岁,五更分二年 means that the night of New Year's eve (which is also the morning of the first day of the New Year) is a night that links two years. 五更 (Wu Geng – the double hour from 0300 to 0500) is the time that separates the two years.

The following is a list of beliefs that vary according to dialect groups / individuals.


Good luck


1. Opening windows and/or doors is considered to bring in the good luck of the new year.
2. Switching on the lights for the night is considered good luck to 'scare away' ghosts and spirits of misfortune that may compromise the luck and fortune of the new year.
3. Sweets are eaten to ensure the consumer a "sweet" year.
4. It is important to have the house completely clean from top to bottom before New Year's Day for good luck in the coming year. (however, as explained below, cleaning the house after New Year's Day is frowned upon)
5. Some believe that what happens on the first day of the new year reflects the rest of the year to come. Chinese people will often gamble at the beginning of the year, hoping to get luck and prosperity.
6. Wearing a new pair of slippers that is bought before the new year, because it means to step on the people who gossip about you.
7. The night before the new year, bathe yourself in pomelo leaves and some say that you will be healthy for the rest of the new year.

Bad luck

1. Buying a pair of shoes is considered bad luck amongst some Chinese. The character for "shoe" (鞋) is a homophone for the character 諧/谐, which means "rough" in Cantonese; in Mandarin it is also a homophone for the character for "evil" (邪).
2. Getting a hair-cut in the first lunar month puts a curse on maternal uncles. Therefore, people get a hair-cut before the New Year's Eve.
3. Washing your hair is also considered to be washing away one's own luck (although modern hygienic concerns take precedence over this tradition)
4. Sweeping the floor is usually forbidden on the first day, as it will sweep away the good fortune and luck for the new year.
5. Saying words like "finished" and "gone" is inauspicious on the New Year, so sometimes people would avoid these words by saying "I have completed eating my meal" rather than say "I have finished my meal."
6. Talking about death is inappropriate for the first few days of Chinese New Year, as it is considered inauspicious.
7. Buying books is bad luck because the character for "book" (書/书) is homonyms to the character for “lose" (輸/输).
8. Avoid clothes in black and white, as black is a symbol of bad luck, and white is a traditional Chinese funeral colour.
9. Foul language is inappropriate during the Chinese New Year.
10. Offering anything in fours, as the number four (四), pronounced sì, can sound like "death" (死) in Chinese.


The Chinese New Year is often accompanied by loud, enthusiastic greetings, often referred to as 吉祥話 (Jíxiánghùa) , or loosely translated as auspicious words or phrases. Some of the most common examples may include:


Happy New Year


Simplified Chinese: 新年快乐; traditional Chinese: 新年快樂; pinyin: Xīnnián kuàilè; Hokkien POJ: Sin-nî khòai-lo̍k; Cantonese: Sun nin faai lowk. A more contemporary greeting reflective of western influences, it literally translates from the greeting "Happy new year" more common in the west. But in northern parts of China, traditionally people say simplified Chinese: 过年好; traditional Chinese: 過年好; pinyin: guònian hǎo instead of simplified Chinese: 新年快乐, to differentiate it from the international new year. And 過年好 can be used from the first day to the fifth day of Chinese new year.


Congratulations and be prosperous

simplified Chinese: 恭喜发财; traditional Chinese: 恭喜發財; pinyin: Gōngxǐ fācái; Hokkien: Keong hee huat chye (POJ: Kiong-hí hoat-châi); Cantonese: Kung Hei Fat Choi; Hakka: Gong hei fat choi, which loosely translates to "Congratulations and be prosperous". Often mistakenly assumed to be synonymous with "Happy new year", its usage dates back several centuries. While the first two words of this phrase had a much longer historical significance (legend has it that the congratulatory messages were traded for surviving the ravaging beast of Nian, although in practical terms it may also involve surviving the harsh winter conditions), the last two words were added later as ideas of capitalism and consumerism became more significant in Chinese societies around the world. The saying is now commonly heard in English speaking communities for greetings during Chinese New Year in parts of the world where there is a sizable Chinese-speaking community, including overseas Chinese communities that have been resident for several generations, relatively recent immigrants from Greater China, and those who are transit migrants (particularly students).


and finally, my favorite song!


Timi Zhuo (Zhuó Yī Tíng) 卓依婷 - Gōngxǐgōngxǐ 恭喜恭喜每条大街小巷

每个人的嘴里
见面第一句话
就是恭喜恭喜

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀
恭喜恭喜恭喜你

冬天已到尽头
真是好的消息
温暖的春风
就要吹醒大地

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀
恭喜恭喜恭喜你

皓皓冰雪融解
眼看梅花吐蕊
漫漫长夜过去
听到一声鸡啼

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀
恭喜恭喜恭喜你

经过多少困难
历尽多少磨练
多少心儿盼望
盼望新的消息

恭喜恭喜恭喜你呀
恭喜恭喜恭喜你


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gong xi fa cai to all Chinese no matter where you are.











Saturday, January 24, 2009

Bored, Cannot Sleep Tapi Si Mate Tinggalkan Aku. =')




Your Friendship Style is Empathetic



You deeply care about each person you're friends with. For you, friendship is all about the personal connection.

You tend to know everything about your friends' lives... and they know everything about yours. Your friends are your confidants.



You are always there for your friends. You celebrate their successes and support them in their times of need.

You are as loyal as they come. And you expect the same loyalty and understanding from your friends in return.



You and another Empathetic Friend: Have a amazing friendship, when it works. You care for each other deeply, but you often end up with hurt feelings and drama.



You and a Gregarious Friend: May have a bit of a one sided friendship. You adore your Social Friend, but you sometimes feel a bit neglected.



You and an Independent Friend: Struggle a bit. You are very interested in your Independent Friend's life, but your friend often needs more space.



You and a Philosophical Friend: Respect one another. You love to learn about your Philosophical Friend's brilliant ideas.






There's a Chance You Could Be Violent



Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions.

Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act.

Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.






You are Not Ready to Date Again



And deep down you probably know it.

Your ex is the number one thing on your brain.

And you're still suffering from the post break-up blues.

This is when you need to take care of yourself -

And take a break from men (especially your ex)



It's time for you to pamper yourself!

Warm bath, plenty of essential oils, and a good book.






You Are a Tomboy



You're having too much fun to bother with nail polish and crazy diets.

Guys are instead impressed by how much you know and do!



tipunya kali ni hahahahahaha. adaka aku tomboy. da*n~




You Can Make 77% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You



Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.

Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you!

As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.



only if i dont get bored on the half way.




You Are Somewhat Mature



You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart.

While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later.






Your Vocabulary Score: A



Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!

You must be quite an erudite person.



no cheating!




You Are 30% Grown Up, 70% Kid



Emotionally, you are mostly a kid - but you're starting to grow up a little.

You are still prone to have moody or bratty behavior. And that's not pleasant.

Trying seeing your actions from an outsider's perspective.

Remember - only you have the power to make your life better. So go do it!







You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish



You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.

Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.

You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.

You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.



then again~




You Are Hesitant in Love



You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.



You give and take equally in relationships.



You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.



You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.



You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.






You Are 0% Yankee, 100% Dixie



You're completely Dixie all the way. You've possibly never even met a Yankee!



i am so dixie!!!!!!

3 Babis Vs 1 Serigala

(actually, this is a portion of my conversation with my mate the night i was moody. skejap saja moody, pastu okay lagi balik. thanks to you mate!)


Pada zaman dahulu, ada 3 ekor babis adibradi..
Mama drg suruh drg buat rumah pasal drg bsar udah.. Mamanya pasan, bisai2 pasal time malam, serigala slalu kacau. kali esoknya, drg ani start ta buat rumah.. Yg paling tua, buat rumah pakai jerami.

(aku btanya: Ko tau jerami?)
(mate nyampuk:
Jerami yg tupi tu ka?)
(aku jawap,
awu, utk buat tupi atu. Tau ko ka? Rumput2 karing ah..)
(mate jawap, awuu tau)

(sambung)


Babi yg kdua, buat rumah pakai kayu.. Babi yg bungsu (=ko) buat rumah pakai bata..

(mate nyampuk lagi, Hahaha shit)

(sambung)

kan, bata ani barat..
Payah la babi bungsu atu menyurung pakai wheelbarrow.. Kali abgnya yg kembar atu ucap2 ia.
Kata abgnya, "bhapa ko kan lai? Nyusah2kan diri. Cubatah mcm kami. Sanang. Capat siap."

kata si babi bungsu atu, "pduli pa ko risk, left. Skatiku la. Rumahku. Aku mau mcm rumah si emma watson. Manith ih." (tpengaruh sdikit dialognya. Mcm kurapak.)


Kali yg kembar atu ktawakan ia la.. Sian ya. Panas lagi tu. Yg kembar atu minum2 di starbucks udah. kali udah siap rumahnya.. Kali mamanya buat doa selamat yg anak2nya yg bujang ani kan tinggal rumah sendiri udah..


Kali first night drg tinggal drumah masing2, ada tia serigala datang arah rumah si babi yg tua.
 kali si babi ani nampak udah idungnya dari jauh. Masuk ya dlm rumahnya.
kali nya serigala atu, "oi wang left, tau ku ko dalam rumah ah. Keluar yaw! Kan bcerita."
c babi ani tau yg serigala atu kn makan ia. "inda ku mau. Ko tipu." katanya.

kali kata serigala, "bah mun ko nda mau, paksa ku main kasar ni ah!" kali tiupnya rumah atu. Terabang.. Tekajut c babi.

Lari ya kerumah babi yg kdua. "dik2, tulung. Rumahku ancur kana tiup leh c manith serigala ah."
nya adinya, "bah welcome to my crib yaw."

Drg kunci ni rumah drg yg kayu ah. Kali serigala datang..
"oi wang left, wang risk. Keluar yaw. Ke kfc tani." Kata serigala.
kali kata c risk, "inda, nya mamaku ko jahat."

kali kata serigala, "bah mun miatu, paksa ku main kasar ni."

c babi yg tua tu takut udah tapi yg kdua ani temeng.
 katanya "relax bro. Kapus2 nyawanya meniup rumahku ni. Kayu kali ah!"
 kali serigala atu lari dari jauh, pastu langgarnya rumah c babi risk ani. Ancur jua.

Lari drg arah yg bungsu ani..
 arik2 drg,
"rip, tulung. Rumah kami ancur kana krajakan." kali yg bungsu ani nyuruh drg masuk..
 Kalinya dtg lagi serigala ani.
"oi kamu2. Aku ada dslr ah. Bah laju kluar. Bgambar tani yaw!" kata serigala.
kali nya c arip, "inda, mamaku balikan aku udah. Lambat ko ah."

kali kata serigala, "adih manith eh. Paksa ku main kasar lagi ni."


abg2nya ani takut ni. "rip, lari tah arah mama eh. Ia ani kuat ni. Rumah kami ancur udah ah."

kali nya babi bungsu ani, "tenang, santai. Nda ya dpt buat apa2 ni. See the leg la!"

Kali serigala ani meniup rumah c arip. Nda jua mau. Dilanggarnya, nda jua mau. tapi nda ya putus asa. Dlanggarnya kuat2 kali mati ya pacah kepala.


Kali abgnya kata, "stiti ko ani rip. Kuat rumahmu ani. Bravo2."

yatah, rumah atu la flat yg tmpat babi2 atu tinggal masa ani, tapi kana upgrade udah oleh kerajaan..

The end.


moral of the story, bsusah2 dulu, bsenang2 kemudian..


you noticed byk “kali” kan dlm context di atas. Atu pasalnya, si mate slalu kata, “pastuuu, kali? Then?” yatahhhh. So enjoy the story of 3 babis and one serigala.

Casting (in order of appearance):
Mama = Siti Payung
Babi yg sulung (Left) = as himself (left)
Babi yg kedua (Risk) = as himself (risk)
Babi yang bungsu (arip) = as himself. (a6)

Special Appearance:
Serigala = wolverine

Narrator:
Alex Fergiesun.

Having Fun

tadi we went to the school to antar our certs. tarus jumpa mr nice guy, Hadi yg birthday hari ani. as you can see in the pictures below, yes aku saja sorang bini2. selalu udah tu ih. pasal kenet sama nordin bawa aku. and pasal aku slalu kata, "ai ikut!" hahaha. ujung bulan ani jadi ah? lanja lagi? hahaha. anyway, sebenarnya bukan pulang kan antar sijil ni tadi. kan jumpa kawan saja pasal aku boring drumah. sama aku moody sampai nangis semalam so aku jumpa penyeri hidupku lah, durang si kenet, nordin, ajis sama salam. well okay pulang udah pasal smalam ceta pasal babi sama si mate. buat aku active balik.. pasal babi ni, aku suka niii. hahah. back to the point, lepas aku sama nordin antar certs, kami jalan ke chicken king. sapa suruh aku masukkan dalam blog ah? nah udah ni gambar kamuu. jangan nangisss. huahuaaaa.
(sorrry i'm using Malay because someone who will be reading this post cannot read English so yeah. its hard for me to translate. but with kenet's help, i can translate this post to malay. sorry nordin. and dont forget to tell ajis that his pics are available on the net. HAHAHAHAHAHA)
ajis, hadi and our most favorite tutor, cigu Mawardi. alahhh, cigu syariahhh.

cua liat gambar ani. si ajis saja meliat arah aku kan? cigu sama hadi meliat arah camera si salam. biasalahhhh. gambar free. hahaha

ko marah pasal aku offer ayam or pasal aku gambar? hahaha

makanan si kenet. sampai tumpah bah lada. kelaie sama si nordin. teruk ih.

ia ani dari pagi udah complain lapar2. so datang saja cucur pisang atu, tarus ditariknya. tebarus ko ani eh jis! you know antara durang tiga ani, salam, nordin sama si ajis, aku paling rindu ajis. pasal batah dah inda kelaie sama ia. exclude si kenet pasal aku selalu rindu ia lah. no comment tu. si ajis ani bah bagi garam ati. jis, mun ku kan balas dendam, ku gtau ni disini yg kau F**E G**E T**ER. ko tau tu. tapi aku malas pasal aku inda brapa jahat. tani2 saja tau tu.

si salam, ajis and hadi sedang posing. si hadi got a call from someone suruh ia ambil adiknya.

ia time ni terhangat dipasaran kali. selalu wa ia liat hpnya.

hp sapa ni tinggal ah. ajis kalii.

boyfriendku dari damit, si kenet. dari form one kali ahhhhh. kan kan kenet? ia lah yg membawa aku kskulah nii. huahuaaa.

mangsa buli kami, si nordin. dari lumut sampai ke kb ia kana buli saja. sian you~

emo guy. ia gtau kami yg ia apply scholarship kali kana reject. kali apanah si kenet kata, "kau andang kami tau udah kana reject, inda payah ko gtau." sadisssssssss!!! hahahahaha

ani lah urang yang bayar kami punya lunch tadi. thanks Hadi. idolanya Akhil Hayy! aku suka ni ia ani. serious dalam pelajaran. good.




ani sapa? aku lah yang bceta ni. sama boyfriend. din, lau ada urg tanya, kenet ada gf ka nda, gtau ada! ni nah gfnya dari form one HAHA. tapi kami terputus selama dua tahun pasal masa form 4 ia masuk boyswing. so now he's an askar. tapi ia inda cecapi macam askar lain so i'm proud of him. rambutnya dari dulu tetap macam atu which aku suka pasal cute. hahaha.
i'm done. sayonara!

Happy Birthday Hadi!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HADI!


well aku malas kan ceta panjang2 pasal lepas ani pun aku kan ceta. and jgn lupa, aku selalu mengingatimu dalam setiap doa2 ku hahaha. okay HADI! happy birthday yaw.

Friday, January 23, 2009

H-----, Who Am I For You?

am i not qualified enough to be JUST your friend? kenapa aku mesti tanya urg dulu, barutah ku tau pasal kamu? payah sangat ka mau gtau aku? kira, aku inda payah tau hal kamu lah. semua jua urg inda mau gtau aku eh. buat aku emo jua ni.. nada urg pentingkan aku ka? oh dunia.. terseksa idupku ihh. mate, aku telah menjadi emo. tapi betul lah.. aku mau jua gtau kamu apa ku buat.. kenapa kamu layan aku macam ani kan? apa salahku? teruk jua eh. kalau inda mau bkawan, gtau bah. inda jua payah tu. kalau kamu banci aku, gtau bah. inda payah esen2. inda payah talam dua muka. catu ka cara bkawan ni? inda jua ku minta labih2.. inda jua ku minta ko bagi aku pukul berapa ko masuk jamban, or pukul berapa ko makan, or ko couple sama sapa, or apa masalahmu sama boyfriendmu. aku mau tau yg penting jua saja, macam time kamu patah kaki ka, tangan ka.. patah kepala ka.. kamu tau aku bimbang? (yeoh bimbang) yg penting2 macam stamp sijil ah. heartbreaking kali ah.. kira kan sama2, kali kau udah. inda lagi sound2 tu. ani ka kawan? ko ada email pun ko inda add aku. napakan? bedendam jua ko sama aku. apa yg ku buat kan? aku saja yang asi2 kan bekawan kali. kamu macam inda mau. inda apa tah.. nanti lepas skulah, inda ku kacau kamu lagi. membawa diri ku ke luar negara. aku inda diperlukan lagi. sian mamaku saja nada kawan.. satu saja ku minta, tulung tah mun banci, gtau bah. jangan buat aku macam batu, macam urang buduh kan asi2. kali ko bangga la aku teasi2.. sanang ko gtau arah urg, "aku sebenarnya inda mau bkawan sama ia, tapi ia yang asi2. so apa bleh buat.." bukan sanang wa aku anggap urang kawan. paham ko ka? kau salah satu kawan terrrrrapat ku wah. kira tia, dalam sepuluh tahun ni ah, approx, berapa urang saja yg rapat sama aku. kalau ko kata aku kawanmu, ko patutnya paham wah. ani entah eh. aku inda pasti ko baca ka inda tapi aku rasa lau ada kawan2mu yang tebaca, mesti durang gtau kau ni. ko inda add aku, ko block emailku, ko inda gtau aku ko stamp certs, ko inda layan aku lau ko datang kerumah niniku mun bapamu melawat niniku. ko tau apa rasanya kana buat catu ka? sakit wah tu. paham ko makna sakit ka? antara kawan2 yang ku kata rapat sama aku, ko wah yang paling rapat. liat tah, dari damit ko sama aku, macam dari ku lahir udah ko liat aku, start form one sampai form six ko classmate ku. apa2 ko buat, aku tutup. urg kata ko perfect, tapi aku tau flaws mu. inda jua ku gtau satu dunia keburukanmu. napa smua urg pun layan aku macam atu? selalu urg kata, aku penting lah, tani bestfriend forever lah, kawan yg paling tersayang la, ANAK BUAH yang paling tersayang lah etc etc etc. GO TO HELL LA. at last macam ani jua kejadiannya. aku ibarat condom yang kalau bguna, pakai, inda bguna, biarkan dalam plastik, lau udah digunakan, buang. banar2 tah ku inda dapat tahan lagi ni. kalau ku selalunya dapat senyum, pretend nada apa2, ani inda yaw. aku sedih, bukan sakit hati. suka2 hati kamu saja kan buat aku macam atu. tandang2 macam aku ni batu.

Korea government offers scholarships to Brunei students

BANDAR SERI BEGAWAN

Saturday, January 10, 2009

THE Korean Government is offering scholarships for undergraduate studies to Bruneian students.

The scholarship programme, the second time being offered, provides Bruneians with the opportunity to pursue advanced studies at higher educational institutions in Korea as well as giving them insights into Korean culture and way of life first hand.

The programme was first introduced in the Sultanate last year as a means of promoting international exchange in education and mutual friendship between the two countries. Currently there are two Brunei students studying under the programme which started in September 2008. This year, the programme will consist of a four year undergraduate course after successful completion of a one year Korean language training at institutes designated by the National Institute for International Education.

Successful applicants will be awarded benefits that include the exemption of entrance and tuition fees, return air ticket to and from Korea, monthly allowance of 800,000 won and medical insurance, settlement and repatriation allowances.

Applicants must be Brunei citizens under the age of 25 as of March 1, 2009 and possess a grade point average (G.P.A) above 80 per cent from the last educational institution attended or have earned top 10 per cent of G.P.A among classmates. Preferential selection of applicants who are good at Korean or English.

Application forms must be submitted by February 6 as successful candidates preferably should arrive in Korea for registration by March 27. Further information can be obtained from the Korean Embassy website http://brn.mofat.go.kr or contact the Korean Embassy (Feroz Andy) at 2330248 or email: koreaemb@brunet.bn (SRH1) The Brunei Times

source

hari kawan sedunia

i have a bestfriend. his name is areef. (oi hari atu aku kan buat ni. hahaha. boring ihh) bukan pulang seorang saja bestfriendku.. ada pulang lagi macam si qeena, emma.. tapi atu kira tinggi lagi pasal durang kira kakaku lah. lama udah, like, start form one.. ko lain. ko baru jua ku kenal, masa ku form empat kali. lima kali, entah. tapi ko tau like smua pasal aku. heran ku hahaha. ko sama myzah.


Apakah ciri-ciri seorang sahabat yang baik? Seorang bijak pandai berpesan kepada anak lelakinya: “Wahai anakku, sekiranya engkau berasa perlu untuk bersahabat dengan seseorang, maka hendaklah engkau memilih orang yang sifatnya seperti berikut:

* Jika engkau berbakti kepadanya, dia akan melindungi kamu; [ticked]

* Jika engkau rapatkan persahabatan dengannya, dia akan membalas balik persahabatan kamu; [ticked]

* Jika engkau memerlu pertolongan daripadanya, dia akan membantu kamu; [nasihat2 yg berguna walaupun inda ku pakai, ticked]

* Jika engkau menghulurkan sesuatu kebaikan kepadanya, dia akan menerimanya dengan baik; [ticked]

* Jika dia mendapat sesuatu kebajikan (bantuan) daripada kamu, dia akan menghargai atau menyebut kebaikan kamu; [ticked]

* Jika dia melihat sesuatu yang tidak baik daripada kamu, dia akan menutupnya; [ticked]

* Jika engkau meminta bantuan daripadanya, dia akan mengusahakannya; [ticked]

* Jika engkau berdiam diri (kerana malu hendak meminta), dia akan menanyakan kesusahan kamu; [ticked]

* Jika datang sesuatu bencana menimpa dirimu, dia akan meringankan kesusahan kamu; [mcm online, ticked]

* Jika engkau berkata kepadanya, nescaya dia akan membenarkan kamu; [ticked]

* Jika engkau merancangkan sesuatu, nescaya dia akan membantu kamu; [love confession, ticked]

* Jika kamu berdua berselisih faham, nescaya dia lebih senang mengalah untuk menjaga kepentingan persahabatan. [inda pernah, so ticked]

* Dia membantumu menunaikan tanggungjawab serta melarang melakukan perkara buruk dan maksiat [ticked]

* Dia mendorongmu mencapai kejayaan didunia dan akhirat. [ticked]


i'm blessed to have a mate like you. and i'm glad to have myzah as a night partner. hahahaha. rindu ku kamu ihhhhhhhhh.



aku tanya ari atu, napa tani kawan, and macam mana bleh? aku pun inda tau hahaha. macam brapa hari saja inda online, udah ta ko rindu aku. ahaha pasal kau bosan. aku tau. pasal tani sama kali. i mean, crew bosan. sian ah haha.

PENGERTIAN & HAKIKAT KENALAN & TEMAN/KAWAN/SAHABAT DALAM KEHIDUPAN

Kawan atau sahabat jika mengikut istilah dalam Kamus Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka & juga Kamus Pelajar, teman, sahabat & kawan mempunyai pengertian yg sama. Tetapi dari segi falsafah kehidupan, pada saya terdapat beberapa kategori & peringkat :-

(1) Kenalan

(2) Teman/Sahabat/Kawan
(a) Teman/Sahabat/Kawan Biasa
('b) Teman/Sahabat/Kawan Sejati/Istimewa

(3) Kekasih

(1) Kenalan

Orang yang sudah dikenali. Mungkin kita hanya kenal nama, umur, pekerjaan, latar belakang dirinya & beberapa perkara umum yg lain pada seseorang kenalan. Akan tetapi, dalam sesuatu perhubungan tidak begitu rapat. Mungkin hanya sekadar bertegur-sapa, bertanya khabar apabila bertemu tetapi tidak di luar batasan waktu iaitu pada lingkungan masa itu sahaja serta tidak termasuk waktu peribadi seseorang.

(2) Teman/Sahabat/Kawan

Terdiri daripada 2 kategori:-

(a) Teman/Sahabat/Kawan Biasa

Tahapnya tinggi daripada kenalan. Banyak aktiviti, kegiatan atau pekerjaan dilakukan secara bersama. Adakalanya di luar batasan waktu iaitu waktu peribadi seseorang. Akan tetapi, ia hanya kekal hanya pada masa kita suka, gembira & senang sahaja. Tetapi apabila kita berada dalam keadaan sedih, duka & menghadapi situasi serta masalah besar dalam kehidupan, mereka akan meninggalkan kita keseorangan.

('b) Teman/Sahabat/Kawan Sejati/Istimewa

Tahap lebih tinggi & mulia daripada kenalan & teman/sahabat/kawan biasa. Mereka adalah insan yang paling hampir & dekat dengan kita. Mereka sentiasa bersama-sama dengan kita bukan sahaja di waktu kita suka, gembira & senang tetapi ketika kita sedih, duka & menghadapi situasi serta masalah besar dalam kehidupan.

Di antara ciri-ciri Teman/Sahabat/Kawan Sejati/Istimewa:-

(i) Insan yang paling dekat untuk kita luahkan perasaan suka dan duka.
(ii) Insan yang memahami diri kita, perasaan & kehendak kita.
(iii) Insan yang jujur & ikhlas melakukan sesuatu yang termampu & terbaik pada kita (contoh, membantu kita) tanpa syarat & mengharapkan balasan daripada kita.
(iv) Insan yang membela & menutup aib/kesalahan/kesilapan kita pada orang lain tetapi pada masa yang sama menegur & menasihati kita di belakang mereka.
(v) Insan yang menerima diri kita samada baik & buruk tanpa sebarang syarat & alasan.
(vi) Insan yang sanggup berkorban masa, tenaga, buah fikiran & wang ringgit demi kebahagiaan kita. Adakalanya sanggup menghadapi bahaya & menggadai nyawanya kerana kita.
(vii) Insan yang jujur & sabar dalam menegur, menegah & menasihati kita daripada melakukan perkara2 yang buruk & yang dilarang oleh agama.
(viii) Insan yang menjadi sumber inspirasi, peniup semangat & pemberi motivasi apabila kita kecewa, patah semangat & menyerah kalah.
(ix) Insan yang dijadikan tempat untuk luahkan segala permasalahan hidup & perasaan kita.
(x) Insan yang boleh menyimpan rahsia kita & boleh dipercayai tanpa membocorkannya pada orang lain.
(xi) Insan yang menjadi tempat bergurau senda, berhibur & bergelak ketawa bersama kita.
(xii) Insan yang sentiasa menyokong, mengangkat esteem diri & pembakar semangat kita untuk terus berjaya dalam sesuatu aktiviti, bidang atau pekerjaan.
(xiii) Insan yang sedia mengajarkan ilmu, kemahiran & pengalamannya kepada kita tanpa sebarang syarat.
(xiv) Insan yang sanggup mempertahankan diri kita daripada dirosakkan oleh orang lain walaupun nyawa, harta benda & maruahnya akan menjadi taruhan.
(xv) Insan yang sentiasa mendoakan kejayaan & kebahagiaan kita setiap kali selepas solat.
(xvi) Insan yang sentiasa mengingati & merindui kita. Sukar atau mustahil dapat melupakan kita sepanjang hidupnya.

(3) Kekasih

Tahapnya adalah setaraf & semulia dengan Teman/Sahabat/Kawan Sejati/Istimewa tetapi bezanya sepasang kekasih ialah berlainan gender iaitu seorang lelaki & seorang lagi perempuan. Mereka bercinta & bersatu hati. Mereka berjanji setia & berakhir dengan sebuah perkahwinan. Hubungan paling mulia yang diredhai Allah swt bagi sepasang kekasih adalah melalui ikatan sah iaitu perkahwinan. Selepas berkahwin, mereka akan terus kekal sebagai kekasih & mempunyai anak, cucu serta cicit sehingga ke akhir hayat mereka. Menurut ajaran Islam, apabila mereka mati dalam keadaan beriman kelak, mereka akan ditemukan di dalam syurga & kekal abadi buat selama-lamanya.

Sekarang persoalannya, di mana tahap anda sekarang? Akhir kata, renungilah dari sebuah hadith ini, Sebuah riwayat daripada Ibnu Abbas bin ‘Amri Ibni ‘As menceritakan yang beliau bertanyakan kepada Rasulullah saw,

“Siapakah kawan yang baik kami dekati mereka?

Lalu sabdanya: Sebaik kawan kamu itu ialah mereka yang akan mengingatkan kamu kepada kepada Allah swt bila melihatnya & menambahkan ilmu kamu oleh percakapannya serta menyemarakkan semangat kamu bersedia bekalan untuk akhirat
(Tarmizi)

Friend?

Sahabat adalah orang yang kita sayangi dan menyayangi kita, orang yang memahami kita, orang yang bersama kita tika susah dan senang. menerima kelebihan kita dan berusaha memperbaiki kekurangan kita, sahabat juga sentiasa bersama kita tika dunia mengejar kita dan tidak meninggalkan kita tika dunia meninggalkan kita.. sahabat adalah yang sentiasa berpesan2, bertukar2 pandangan,berbalas2 doa..

sahabat berbeza dengan kawan. Berkawan itu ikatan di antara manusia yang agak longgar. Mungkin kawan bermain sahaja. Diikat oleh permainan yang sama. Mungkin kawan sekerja. Di luar waktu kerja, tidak lagi berkawan. Setakat itu sahaja. Mungkin kawan sekuliah. Habis kuliah, tak kenal pun...siap menjeling lagi. Mungkin juga kawan senasib. Apabila nasib sudah tidak sama, hilanglah kawan. Masing-masing buat hal sendiri.. kalau terjumpa kat mana2 buat2 tak kenal.

Mengapa berkawan tidak mahu kekal? Di mana salah dan silapnya? Sedangkan fitrah semula jadi manusia memang suka berkawan. Kerana hidup bersendirian tanpa kawan, banyak cacat dan kesusahan yang dihadapi manusia. Manusia yang banyak kawan, lebih ceria dan riang hidupnya daripada orang yang hidup bersendirian. Sebab itulah tabiat manusia suka berkawan. Walaupun begitu manusia ini selalu sahaja dapat kawan dan kemudian hilang kawan. Kawan silih berganti. Payah hendak kekal hingga mati.

Mengapa? mungkinkah ini sebabnya?

Berkawan itu ada kepentingan peribadi. Sama ada kedua-dua orang yang berkawan atau salah seorangnya ada kepentingan peribadi. Mungkin berkawan kerana kekayaan orang itu, atau kerana kekuatan orang itu yang mana kalau ada musuh, boleh tumpang berlindung atau menumpang pengaruhnya. Apabila tujuan tersebut sudah tiada lagi, berkawan sudah tidak diperlukan lagi.Berkawan dengan sebab seagama, sekampung, dan lain-lain. Berkawan apabila bertemu dengan orang yang satu kaum atau satu kampung atau seagama (walaupun agamanya tidak dipraktikkan)... Di waktu itu mungkin mereka tidak boleh sesuaikan diri dari segi agama,bahasa, bangsa atau budaya di situ. Maka di waktu itu mereka amat rapat berkawan kerana saling memerlukan antara satu sama lain mungkin sama-sama belajar di negeri atau di negara orang. Setelah berpisah atau setelah sama-sama balik ke negeri masing-masing, walaupun bertemu tetapi hubungan dah tak rapat macam dulu.

Berkawan tapi tak kekal macam berkawan ikut musim kerana ikatan ukhwah itu tak kuat. Terikat dengan perkara luaran. Terikat dengan keperluan semasa atau keadaan yang memaksa. Ia bukan dijalin oleh ikatan hati yang mempunyai akidah yang sama, ada hubung kait dengan Allah yang kekal abadi dan untuk kepentingan kedua2 sahabat yang berkekalan hingga sampai ke Akhirat. Perlu kita faham disini beza kawan dan sahabat agar dapat kita berkongsi sama dengan sahabat, suka duka, masalah, kemahuan dan kebencian mereka. Agar perkara-perkara yang mereka perlukan bantuan, kita bantu. Manakala yang perlu dijauhi, sama-sama kita hindari dan jauhi. Jika perlu nasihat, kita beri nasihat. Apabila kita bersahabat, la budda! jaga perasaan mereka.paling penting, kalau kita bersahabat dengan sesiapa, kita kenalah jujur dan amanah serta bertanggungjawab terhadap mereka. Sepertimana kita berlaku jujur, amanah serta bertanggungjawab kepada diri kita, begitu jugalah tanggungjawab kita kepada mereka dan keluarga mereka. Kita kenalah jaga mereka macam kita menjaga diri dan keluarga kita.

Hadis Qudsi yang bermaksud: "Cinta Kasih-Ku patut diperolehi mereka yang saling berkasih sayang kerana-Ku, cinta kasih-Ku patut dinikmati oleh mereka yang saling bersilaturrahim kerana- Ku, cinta kasih-Ku patut dikurniakan kepada mereka yang nasihat-menasihati kerana-Ku, cinta kasih-Ku patut dicurahkan kepada mereka yang kunjung-mengunjungi kerana- Ku, cinta kasih-Ku patut dinikmati oleh mereka yang saling memberi kerana-Ku. Mereka yang saling berkasih sayang kerana-Ku dan pada jalan-Ku, (mereka) berada di atas mimbar- mimbar di hari Kiamat dari cahaya suatu kedudukan yang diinginkan oleh para nabi, para siddiqin dan para syuhada."
(Riwayat Ahmad, Ibnu Hibban, Al Hakim dan Al Qudha` ie)

Daripada Hadis tersebut dapat disimpulkan,mereka yang bersahabat kerana Allah Taala itu akan mendapat 3 perkara iaitu:
1. Dikasihi oleh Allah dan seluruh penghuni langit.
2. Mendapat keredhaan Allah serta ganjaran pahala dan kurnia yang besar dari Allah.
3. Mendapat perlindungan Arasy di hari Akhirat.

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aku kan premium tibia ku yg ninetyone ahhh. suruh urg atu main. ya suka main tibia drpd online. aku inda dipedulikan lagi. =') biar ia main tibia saja kalau ia suka. dulur saja tia. nanti udah ku dpt pocket money, ku premium ni. emailnya ku delete udah pasal aku mau balas dendam. hahahaha. inda mau online, baik buang tarus email atu. yeohh. aku tau pulang aku nada hak kan buang email urg hahaha. tapi i am capable of doing anything when i got pissed. grrrrrrr!

Attention please!

Okay murid2, topic kita pada hari ini ialah how to win your girl’s heart iaitu macam mana mau dapat hati perempuan yg anda sukai.. is it correct in Malay? Sorry, my Malay’s a bit sucks. I’m going to improve it any time soon. (staieeeeeeeee! Tamparannnn ahahaha) I read it in a website and I have attached some of my opinions too.

Okay, first step, whatever you do, don't just show up at their house... they run around in their underwear just like you do.
– some girls, okay? I don’t think I’ve tried this before, running around my house in my underwear. I have brothers in the house for God sake! Hahahaha. Girls do not want you to see them when they are in their bad shape, you got what I mean? Like, we are Asian, not a movie star. Please understand that we don’t wear our best clothes or make-ups every hour. Its tiring, you know? At least, for me. I don’t wear jeans all the time. We are in Brunei, and for the love of God we are Muslim. I wear shorts, and I don’t want you to see me in my short!

next, don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
–no comment. I do not have girlfriends whom I tell everything to. not anymore. and yes, I told everything to my mate. But he’s no girl.

Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
– okay, I don’t want my guy to tell me all the time that I’m beautiful. Its just annoying and makes me think is some sort of flattery which I really dislike.

Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
– we don’t kiss IN FRONT of our friends! Its disgusting, really! Just act casual. No need to play mushi2. No need to show off. Seriously, disgusting!

If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
– yes! but i dont slap, i punch. =)

Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
– only if you really know who’s going out with you. If she’s kinda ‘ustazah’, I suggest you, do not ever try to touch her. Or you will be labeled as ‘miang’.

You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
– I do, unfortunately. Again, its gross. Please watch your mouth!

Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
– me, its me! I eat like a whale!

Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
– no need to pay all the time. We girls got our money too. Shame on those girls who demand their guys to pay ALL THE TIME.

Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
– true, true. I have been given those things and it makes me merry-go-round.

Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
– nowadays, there are rapists and man-slaughterers everywhere, if you know what I mean.

If a guy is bothering her, or flirting with her, or maybe you hate her friends, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
– not until you’re married or she gave you permission to do so. Don’t act like you’re genius. I will be mad if any of my guy touches any of my good guy friends, especially my mate! Got it?

If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
– important!

Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
– girls~

You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, siblings, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
– I do not have animals so I guess you just have to be Mr. Polite and prince charming.

Don't flirt with their moms or friends... that's just freaky.
– yes, freaky!

Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
– yeah! True, true.

If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
– and don’t bring her home just yet.

If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

Don't marinade the cologne.

Don't give her something stupid for her birthday. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power.

Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
– true. FOR LIFE. Easy to forgive but hard to forget.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Tagged By Sis Emma

Rules:
1. Tag 9 friends.
2. Choose your answer and leave your comment in a bracket for each.

tag si mate saja. nda mau tag urg lagi.

1. Would you rather be blind or be deaf?
+ blind. (i dont want to see if my beloved one cheats on me.)

2. Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
+ arm. (i know, someone somewhere is willing to be my 'arm'. *hehe*)

3. Would you rather become uglier or stupider?
+ stupider. (i'm not ugly and i'm brilliant enough.)

4. Would you rather be more rich or more attractive?
+ more cash please. (can pay for face bah nowadays)

5. Would you rather be blonde or brunette?
+ brunette (blonds are idiot-they say)

6. Would you rather have a third eye in the middle of your head, or a horn in the middle of your head?
+ both? (i love unicorns, and one chinese legend says that there's this one God who has third eyes so i want to be one.)

7. Would you rather it be winter forever or summer forever?
+ winter forever! (aaron is winter guy so yeah..)

8. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, would you rather it be sweet or salt?
+ salt! (loving it)

9. If you could choose a super power, would you rather be able to fly or move objects?
+ FLY (i have always said that i want to fly, want to know kung fu so i will be glad if i could fly~)

10. If you had to be an animal, would you rather live in the ocean or on the land?
+ ocean. (thank god i'm not an animal.)

Tagged By Areef

Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:
1 called a6, or ret.
2 has lots of lots of SILAP
3 he's one of my dearest friend.
4 love him because he's always there for me time2 boring.
5 seorang yang penuh semangat dan tidak pernah putus asa. *pernah pulang tapi atas nasihatku, inda jadi. HAHAHA*
6 seekor pork yang ganjil pasal ia tinggi sangat.
7 victim of sparepart crew.
8 pengusut.
9 boring-crew
10 got a massive power to influence me.

The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself:
orange.
anything chinese
matthew macfadyen <3.
march30, 1991.
MATE, AYE, are my fav words.
an arian.
Online.
shawn spencer lover.
kuat terpengaruh, kata si mate.
Boring-memboring.

you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names:
M
A
L
A
S
K
U
I
H
H.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Blog Award




award ini diserahkan oleh yang mulia pehin dato seri laila diraja awang areef atau lebih dikenali sebagai mate the ret atau famous dengan gelarannya a6.
Peraturan untuk menerima award ini ialah:

1.Copy badge "2008 Cute's 3logger Award" di atas untuk diletakkan di blog anda.
- Copied and Pasted!

2.Link/ceritakan kembali siapa yang memberikan award ini kepada anda.
- ret the mate.

3.Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta/hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnya (anda di-tag).

1. I love orange.
2. I'm obsessed with chinese.
3. I wear a digital sport watch at my right hand 24/7.
4. i'm waiting for my a-level result.
5. I can sit 15hrs in front of my TV.
6. I hate crowds.
7. I hate pemajalan crew.
8. I hate liars.
9. I draw like a 5-years-old kid. *aku tau pasal ko pernah lukis mukamu bejaguk. pandai ih..*
10. just like my mate, my life too is boring.

4.Anda perlu memilih 10 penerima award seterusnya dan menyatakan nama mereka di blog anda.
- Haha this should be fun!

1. ret. *kau lagi, bleh?*
2. emma.
3. qeena.
4. didi.
5. tay tay.
6. kbl-ft.
7. hafiz.
9. syana.
10. shuhaiza.

5.Jangan lupa melawat blog kawan anda dan meninggalkan komen yang menyatakan mereka telah di tag.
- Clicked, Visited and Done-
~
~
*terkajut!*
*tapus2 mua*
*nangis sekajap*
Alhamdulilah, syukur kehadrat Allah SWT kerana berkat yang Dia kurniakan kepada saya. saya amat terharu dengan kemenangan ini. *lap ingus, tarik nafas* terima kasih kepada ahli keluarga dan teman2 yang banyak menyokong dan tidak henti2 memberikan semangat dan khidmat nasihat kepada saya untuk terus bergiat maju dalam bidang yang mencabar ini. tidak lupa juga kepada peminat2 yang tidak jemu mengundi saya, piala dan kemenangan ini khas ditujukan untuk anda semua. tanpa anda semua, siapalah saya! *kesat airmata..* kita semua adalah pemenang! sekian terima kasih. *lambai ala2 miss world* xie xie ni, 谢谢你!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dirty Eh

This incident happened recently in North Texas . A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some canned drinks which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died (died at once?) on Wednesday.

The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine (wtf??! eu!) and hence the disease Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident.



please everyone, use straw! never think that drinking soda cans straight from its can without using straw is cool. it is in fact dirty~ rugged plang. haha. but RAT URINE? Hell.. bida muaa. huahuahuaaaa..

Tagged By Kamu2.

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
- here.
2. Who are you in love with?
- no one no one noooo one!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
- yes, masak kicap.
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
- pillow mu warna pink yaw? cool haha. no pink.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
- last last week kali jua.
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
- no.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
- OVER bah ih. i dont own a car
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
- Belum pernah yoo.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
- Nope. I too have my own theatre. imagine.
10. Are you hot?
- This is why i'm hot. This is why this is why i'm hot. Yea hot. Aircon tutup. HAHAHAHA
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- water
12. What are you wearing right now?
- short and tee's.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
- i dont have my own car honey. HAHA
14. Last food that you ate?
- bubur
15. Where were you last week at this time?
- Home.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
- Mm No.
17. When is the last time you ran?
- batah udah.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
- MU lawan Bolton bleh?
19. What is your favorite animal?
- none
20. Your dream vacation?
- England, Taiwan, China, Hong Kong, Venice, Tokyo, dan banyak lagi
21. Last person's house you were in?
- Kim Kardashian
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
- kana timbak 10 kali dikpala tapi inda mati pasal aku kan kalahkan si 50 plusen. yes masuk Rekod Dunia Jinis nii.
23. Have you been in love?
- in love? yes.
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
- ummm. yea i guess.
25. Last play you saw?
- Entah.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
- machine gun. HAHA inda paham.
27. What are your plans for tonight?
- Tidor akhir. Hahaahha.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
- i have MySpace tapi apa pw nya ah..
29. Next trip you are going to take?
- Ke North Korea. =.=' Nada lah.
30. Ever go to camp?
- yes. masa dulu aku tinggal di Tutong CAMP seriously
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
- bukan. aku cinnamon roll.
32. What do you want to know about the future?
- I don't wanna know.
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
- Yeaa. Dirumah pun pakai. Hahaha.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?-
yes
35. Where is your best friend?
- dimana2.
36. How is your best friend?
- Fine.
37. Do you have a tan?
- No.
38. What are you listening to right now?
- my favorite chinese playlist
39. Do you collect anything?
- novels, DVDs, Magazines.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
- myself HAHA. ceta gossip girl. everyone knows.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
- kau sama eminem ret, aku sama tupac. tkajut ku ih. pikirku tidur. mati tah sudah ya tu dlm keta. nasib jua pulis mliat.. mun nda, kana talan antu tupak ta ku.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
- Yes.
43. What does your last text message say?
- aku punya? aku lupa haha
44. Do you like hot sauce?
- yes
45. Last time you took a shower?
- Tadi.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
- no.
47. What is your heritage?
- Ntah.
48. Are you someone's best friend??
- Yeap.
49. Are you rich?
- richer than the poors.
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
- Online.
51. 5 Person that you're gonna tagged?
1. lima urg plsss.

Look Alike

Matthew Macfadyen (Pride and Prejudice)


Joe Cheng (ani plakon cina, inda kau kenal)


ani mulut saja

Jake Gyllenhaal (Jarhead)

ani matanya sama mulutnya

Ben Whishaw (Perfume: Story Of A Murderer)

ani mulutnya sama. matanya sbalah kanan ada scar.
atas permintaan si mate, ia mau aku cari celebrity yg sama mcm siiiiiiiiiii.. so aku cari. well its not that hard pasal aku mark udah muka2 durang ani. macam aku kata, aku gila bayang. of all, aku paling suka Pride And Prejudice, i mean, sama banar. the arrogance, the silence and the accent. the way ia menjaling, menantang, senyuman yg jarang2. si pembunuh yg membuat perfume atu, aku suka scar arah kirai kanannya. bezanya, sii atu ada scar sebalah kiri. walaupun aku inda meliat brabis atau lama2, aku ingat kali ah FOR FU*K SAKE! si cina atu, aku suka senyumannya saja. penah aku liat ia senyum arah aku catu.. kekekekeke.. bah atu saja pasal aku kan tidur. its 0230 udah. masa utk lelap. sayonara mate! liat tia bebanar.

Perfume: Story Of A Murderer (2006)



Set in 18th century France, the film tells the story of a misanthropic, olfactory genius, Jean-Baptiste Grenouille (Ben Whishaw) and his homicidal quest for the perfect scent.


The film begins with the sentencing of Grenouille, a notorious murderer. Between the reading of the sentence and the execution, the story of his life is told in flashback, beginning with his abandonment at birth in a French fish market. Raised in an orphanage, Grenouille grows into a strangely detached boy with a superhuman sense to smell. After growing to maturity as a tanner's apprentice, he makes his first delivery to Paris, where he revels in the new odors. He focuses on a girl selling plums and startles her with his behavior. To prevent her from crying out, he covers the girl's mouth and unintentionally suffocates her. After realizing that she is dead, he strips her body naked and smells her until the scent fades. Afterwards, Grenouille becomes haunted by the desire to preserve scents forever.


After making a delivery to a perfume shop, Grenouille amazes the owner, Giuseppe Baldini (Dustin Hoffman), with his ability to create fragrances. He revitalizes the perfumer's career with new formulas, demanding only that Baldini teach him how to convert scents into perfume. Baldini explains that all perfumes are harmonies of twelve individual scents, and may contain a theoretical thirteenth scent. He also tells a story about a perfume discovered in an Egyptian tomb that was so perfect that it affected the entire world the moment the bottle was opened. However, when Grenouille discovers that Baldini's method will not capture all scents, he becomes depressed and leaves to learn superior methods in Grasse. En route to Grasse, Grenouille realizes that he has no scent of his own, and is therefore a cipher. He decides that creating the perfect smell will prove his worth.

Grenouille finds work in Grasse assisting with perfumes. After some experimenting, he succeeds in preserving the scent of a woman by cutting her hair, covering her in animal fat, and then distilling the fat. To force the woman to undergo the procedure, however, he must kill her. Grenouille embarks on a killing spree, murdering beautiful virgins and capturing their scents. He dumps the girls' naked corpses around the city, creating an uproar that threatens to tear the city apart. Nearing completion, Grenouille selects a beautiful young lady, Laura (Rachel Hurd-Wood), for his thirteenth scent, the lynchpin of his perfect perfume. Laura's wealthy father, Antoine Richis (Alan Rickman) realizes the danger and attempts to flee the city with his daughter. Grenouille tracks her scent to a roadside inn and sneaks into her room that night. The next morning, Richis discovers Laura lying dead in her bed.

Soldiers capture Grenouille moments after he finishes his perfume. On the day of his execution, he applies a drop of the perfume to himself. The executioner and the crowd in attendance are overwhelmed by the beauty of the perfume. They declare Grenouille innocent before falling into an orgy. Walking out of Grasse unscathed, Grenouille has enough perfume to rule the world, but has discovered that it will not allow him to love or be loved like a normal person. He returns to the fish market where he was born and empties his perfume bottle over his head. Overcome by the scent, the nearby crowd devours him.

____________________________________________________________________


Perfume: The Story of a Murderer is a 1985 literary historical cross-genre novel (originally published in German as Das Parfum) by German writer Patrick Süskind. The novel explores the sense of scent, and its relationship with the emotional meaning that scents may carry. Above all this is a story of identity, communication and the morality of the human spirit.


Grenouille (French for "frog") is an unwanted Parisian orphan who, having little personal scent, is rejected by others because they are disturbed by his lack of odor. He has an extraordinary power to discern odours, and comes to loathe the scent of other people. He becomes apprenticed to a tanner at the age of eight, and after work explores the city. One day he smells a divine scent and follows it, and is shocked to find that the source of this beautiful scent is a young woman. He kills her to get a better smell of her scent, but after death the scent ceases. He dedicates his life to preserve this perfect scent.

Obnoxious, Egotistical & Narcissistic.

i have lost someone i really treasured and its a regret. big time! perhaps it was me. no, scratch the perhaps. IT WAS SERIOUSLY MY FAULT. and like my auntie (i used to call her by name only, so i guess she played a big sister card here.), i am the problem, big drama queen. i just realized how much i love him the moment when i extremely despised him. i wanted to tell him that i hate him so much that it hurts. i'm not much of a sweet-talker so forgive me for i could only show what's exactly in my heart by cursing him and tearing him and ripping him apart. i didnt dare to say harsh words which i used to, in his face because he is straight-dumb-naive thinker. when i tell him that i hate him, he simply thinks that i hate him. simple as that. i hate him even more for his way of thinking. hate him, and i want to slap him across his face etc etc. he still possesses a gigantic part of my heart, so whenever he tells me that he loves me, i honestly feel that the world just stop moving for a second. i dont really know how to express this. and plus, if he keeps on telling me that, its impossible for me to accept any man. and i'm so confused, if he does have feelings for me, any feelings, why on earth does he make no move? i mean, gosh, take a look around. there's men waiting and willing to do anything for me. why do i find it hard to push him to do something? and, on the other hand, i think i have someone in my mind already. i'd say i'm into him for like 65%. reached crazy-shadow phase already hahahaha. but before he says clearly that he doesnt love me anymore, and he wants me to "GET A LIFE, BI*CH", i won't take anyone seriously. ohh, this is a silent form of whatever kind of revenge. or torment. i am so done!