Uncivilized People

Hailo. .minta maap ah kalau post ku ani ada yg buat kamu mental:) tp sblum kamu baca post ne diminta untuk berselawat dulu.takut2 ada yg mental mcm babi kesadakan:)mcm ane,knapa kn kalau fans man utd ani dpt post n mengucap team bola yg lain ah.hairan ah.kalau fans bola yg lain mengucap man utd marah tia mcm puki anjing sul nya hahaha.biar adil bh.ok lah kalau ada yg mental membaca post ku ani diam2 ja.jgn th kn emosi ne=p brambus ja dari blog ani.dan jgn pernah kembali~apa aku mau post,sukati aku lah.blog ku nyahahahaha.

Children, welcome to the wall of uncivilized people. As you can see above, this is what you will turn to if you continually in contact with morons. The moral of the story is, do not ever come close to morons.

Why this context was considered as uncivilized?

Because:

1. ada yg mental mcm babi kesadakan
2. mcm puki anjing

We do not have to use profanities to express ourselves. A civilized person can articulate their sentiment without using coarse language. Besides, the author of the context is utilizing his skill of verbs which result in atrociously preposterous phrase. For instance, choking pig and a dog’s (illicit word, it’s a private part).

3. minta maap ah kalau post ku ani ada yg buat kamu mental
4. sblum kamu baca post ne diminta untuk berselawat dulu.

Note the contradiction? Yes, uncivilized people have the tendency to be inconsistent or erratic, almost certainly because he himself does not, or perhaps, cannot think.

5. knapa kn kalau fans man utd ani dpt post n mengucap team bola yg lain ah.hairan ah.kalau fans bola yg lain mengucap man utd marah tia

Uncivilized people are also apt to accuse while failed to disclose any reliable evidence. They just speak as the wish without a second thought.

Therefore, we are positive that this author is not only uncivilized, but he is also suffering from deficient knowledge.


We have never condemned any football clubs. We don’t even give a damn if they lost on 10-0.

Simply because we know we are way better than any of them. We have achieved:

1. English Charity Shield Winners
2. WORLD CLUB Championship - Champion
3. English Carling Cup - Champion (albeit half of the team using reserved players)
4. FA Cup - Semi Finalist
5. English Premier League - Champion with four points advantage from the runners-up
6. UEFA Champions League finalist

(Taken from Hifney261)

You say, too conceited? Vain? Arrogant? Snob? Proud?

Whatever. You still cannot deny the fact that,
We have our rights and DESERVE to be.

Please be civilized.

that was NOT amazing.

LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL! LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL!

But I don't blame Manchester, really. That was the best club they faced there. The moral of the story is, do not, ever, underestimate your opponent. whomever it is, just don't. It’s normal too, if the boys were tensed and didn't give their best, because like I said, it's the best. At least they made it to the final. Compared to the shit football, whose fans are extraordinarily rude and dreadfully unreasonable, we are still the best. You know who.

Then again, I still want to skin the arsefaced, retard and the barmspot Carlos toyol Puyol! I want to chop him into pieces and give it to the dogs. Seriously Barce, can’t you get anymore girly and soft player than he is?! Such a baby. Don’t you see what he’s trying to do? He wanted to kick Ronnie’s out! Luckily my darling’s tolerance wasn’t limited. He maintained his discipline successfully. Inda dapat tesagir sedikit, udah tia rabah. Buduh ko. Mun inda tahan sakit, main masak2 lah! If I were Ronnie, I'd have beat the seven shades of shit out of him!

Well, Elvis has left the building and nothing we say can change the engraved name on the trophy. Relax, every clouds has its silver lining.

To oxy, just relax. This isn’t the ending. This is just a start. Support Manchester and love Vidic. Don’t cry. We are strong and we are still the best!

p/s: excuse my French.

Emails

This is some emails between me and Jeremy. If you aren’t interested to read, just ignore. I was in high spirits so I’ve decided to put here. I have omitted some sentences though, just to make sure you wouldn’t vomit, if you read.




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Hello love, what are you doing?

Sorry for the absence. I was too occupied to write, to you specifically. Been very busy, kannasai. Tell me how your days were, what have you been doing & watching. I’m pretty good in catching up. ;p

So I’m here in aussie, not as a tourist, merely a student, for the thousand times I remembered. What do you want me to get this time? Don’t ask for pictures seriously, I do not have time.

So this is brief.

Loves,
Jeremy

Xoxo


Hello sucker, I’m doing NOTHING as usual.

Apologize accepted again. Did I ask how your day was? Teeeheeee..

Yes, I won’t ask for pictures again. Ever, for that doesn’t matter anymore. Can you get me Stephanie Meyer’s New Moon? I’m dying to read it. You’re to blame. You’re the one who insisted.

And OMG! Now I’m asking. Where the hell have you been? Waited your email so long sucker. I trust your hotel, hostel whatever you call it, have a free connection. Write to me for god sake!

Reply fast sucker.

p/s: asshole, I liked your “Nessie” and have taken care of it since you gone, but then I watched this movie, Beyond Loch-ness. You stupid cow. You named me after an ugly creature. I thought the name was cute. KNN! Beware of swine flu darl. XD

p/p/s: be very careful. Please, please. Take care of yourself. –it’s quoted, lest you don’t realize. XD



Love,
Thanks for accepting.

Stephanie Meyer’s New Moon? Isn’t that the twilight sequel? What happened? I thought you didn’t like twilight. You ridiculed it severely. I thought Edward disgusts you? After you read the New Moon, what then? Read the whole books? I suggest you, don’t.

Xoxo.

p/s: nessie (the ugly creature) reminds me of you. You have mood swing very often, you bitch, you rant, you complain, sometimes I don’t know what you think. Yet I’m really contented with your attitude. really. And god, you did it again. How many time did you read the book, honestly? How can you memorize every little detail she wrote by just reading it once? Exactly, how can you possibly do that? You absorbed things quickly.

Dear suckiest man alive,

I beg to differ.

For one, I did not say I hate twilight NOVELs. I was saying Robert Pattinson wasn’t the right actor. I disagreed on how SM twisted the vampire mythology as I am very keen with vampires, you do know that. I didn’t like her idea of making Edward glittered when he was exposed under sunlight and I didn’t like her idea of vanishing vampires’ adorable fangs.

For two, I criticized it badly and that is one reason of why I wanted to read her (SM) peanut-sized brain more.

For three, I did not say her writing was absurd. At least not the entire book is covered by absurdities. The adjectives she used were useful too. I did not born to be intelligent, I worked, mind you. Besides, English wasn’t my first language so I had to put more efforts to master it.

p/s: I read it just once. I don’t know how but memorizing inane facts is my special talent. Alas, the contra is, I can easily forget too. Damn easy. I searched for my spectacles while wearing it. Don’t laugh.


Dear pigheaded girl alive,

Yeah but I still suggest, don’t. Do you want to know what you will find out when you read the book and it plausibly will cause you massive irritation as you are a real complainer?

Bella is pregnant, and the father is, unexpectedly Edward. You know that SM’s vampires are strong, right? So what do you expect when you carry in your womb an infant of half human, half vampire? Apparently, he is conducting caesarian, with his teeth. Yes, Edward himself is conducting it. Irritating enough?

And Jeremy has to go. I have paperwork. So reply this and do whatever you want to ease your anger. Or boredom. Tomorrow same time, 10 am in your time. okay.

Xoxo
Yours truly.


Dear fat cow,

Yeah it caused me something but irritated. I find it funny somehow. And, Edward did what?!! How on earth can he do that? Eh I thought our body won’t generate any more sperm after we died. How come Bella got pregnant? Is it possible that Edward’s venom caused this? Seriously, how?

Wow, SM must be an expert in Biology that is why she can come up with such brilliant idea. She somehow found out that sperm will remain generating even after our organs stop functioning. Edward doesn’t breathe, and sleep. But his brain works like ordinary human beings, and he has urges, and temptations. He jealous, he kissed, he snapped. That’s humans’ emotions.

Sometimes I wonder, are you really a male? Are you sure you’re not confused with your gender? How come you’re well informed than me? Duh. Of course you’re more educated than me. I mean, in novels, dvds, and whatever things that don’t attract boys.

Yeah, I should be going too.


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Isn't he annoying? Jeremy? Yes?

Anyone owned the New Moon? Can I borrow it for two days? I promised it’ll be just two days, or less. I won’t spend a dime on that junk. Contradiction! I just said the books aren’t junks, but ah well.. I want to study what other flaw the SM’s vampires have. I am mean. Yes, don’t judge me.



p/s: I’m dying to enroll in writing class! Anyone knows where to? In Brunei, obviously. Inform me.

p/p/s: I’m going to delete several of my previous entries. Don’t be sorry.

My Two Cents

My day sucks. My gum is swollen and this swelling gum made my neck hurts. I don’t know what the connection between teeth and neck is, but I’m sure they’re connected somehow. It’s the molar teeth’s gum; you know where the location is, don’t you? The neck underneath is hurt. Haiz.. How to explain.. And I have no one to talk to, which makes my day worse. By “no one”, I’m actually referring to Jeremy. He didn’t notify me that he’s going to Australia this time. Rude!
I didn’t talk much today. Okay, plain lie. Unless I have no tongue, I will talk non-stop. Anyway, Jeremy has been my favorite no-one recently. I have no one to talk to, I have no one to share my stories to, I have no one to throw my anger at, no one, no one. It’s actually referring to Jeremy, only Jeremy, merely him.

Tell me, should I agree to him to come here? Say, if he really comes, where will he stay? Won’t he be bored, seeing the fact that Singapore has loads of entertainment centers compared to Brunei? And where should I bring him to? I should think of this before giving permission.

However, it isn’t confirmed yet. He has tons of assignments, thesis, and whatsoever things to take care of first, and he barely have time to check his Facebook (or is it because he’s too lazy to, because it’s me who suggested him to create one. ) and most important is, we doesn’t have enough time to talk to each other.

Still, I am not mad or whatever to him. Why? Because, I find it’s cute when a guy works hard to achieve his goal. I like a guy who has his own dream. Cool. I never seen any Bruneian man who work as hard as Jeremy, except for areef the mate of course. Areef is incredibly diligent, because I saw it myself, how failures never defeat him. I admire his courage to stand up again, struggling to break the barricades of success. I bow down before him, utterly. Thus he is the most favorite bestfriend.

I detest quitters. I despise someone who says he can’t, when in fact he hasn’t even made any attempt. I loathe someone who doesn’t even care to make his life better.

And I hate sitting in front of my laptop for hours despite no one asking me to. My butt hurts too now. Pet Society is damn addictive! And now Poker! I hate myzah.

Megan Fox

i long for that nose!
mesmerizing eyes.

do you know who is this? i suppose you know, scroll down.

yep, its Megan Fox. in Transformer? anyone?

beautiful.. or should i say handsome? still can't get over this. sigh~

She's a man. read here.

Rabbit And Me

One day, my dad, my mum and my brother bought a rabbit. Or was it a stray rabbit? I don't know, and I don't care. I don't like animals. I know they're God's creations. It’s not that I hate them, I don't appreciate them. I just don't like being around animals. I warned them already,
I DO NOT WISH TO BE DRAWN IN WITH ANYTHING CONCERNING THAT RABBIT.
That includes, do not ask me to feed it, do not ask me to bathe it, do not ask me to wash the shits, do not etc etc.

Nevertheless…. I’m home alone now. I saw the rabbit’s plate was empty and it was lying down. I thought it was dead already so I call my mum, asking why the rabbit has died. I didn’t kick the rabbit’s house this time, which I usually do just to ensure that he is still moving. She said it isn’t dead; it’s probably just too weak because they didn’t feed it this morning as usual. They overslept and have no time to feed.

So sian lah that rabbit. I decided to feed it. When I got closer to it, the rabbit looks like its very hungry. My dad used to open the cage first then put the carrot inside. I didn’t dare to do that so I just throw the carrot from a hole above the cage. Haiz.. the rabbit jumped and was close to eat my finger! IT WAS SO CLOSE!!

I look closely to the rabbit and guess what I found.

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I found its dirty and super UGLY. Ha ha. What do you expect? Cute? No way.

Black Sclera

Edward and Caleb: i chose Caleb Danvers. he's more cute and more violent. and masculine compared to EC. and i don't like Twilight because their eyes never turn into this full black eyes. i loooove black sclera contact lenses. it looks good on vampires or any magical creatures. i think they should use one. great movie of all time: The Covenant. watch this movie 15 times already. sigh......

Black Sclera Contact Lens.

i want this!!! unfortunately, the price is so high for a cheapo like me. its 250+ for god sake! and that's in US Dollar. convert it to $B and i think it will cost $400+. Fuck. i want it baaaad!

and this is optional. i want this too but not crave for it as i crave for the Black Sclera. it look weird anyway.. like some kind of conjuctivitis. huhu..

Another Code

Music but no music box.

<bgsound src=your song loop="infinite">

just edit the YOUR SONG. do not remove any spaces. thank you.

To The Mate

Ronaldo: Real Madrid transfer ''dream'' is dead
May 4, 2009
read more here.

Cristiano Ronaldo shelves dream move to Madrid
May 12, 2009
read more here.

nah. do you need any more proof regarding this? he will









STAY!

Being Stereotyped

Football is UK. Soccer is US.
We’re taught to use UK English here in our country, so I will be using Football.

First case:
when a girl like me, who behave like me, who is not so boy-ish, takes pleasure in watching it (football), people will assume that we only go for looks. We don’t really watch the game; all we think about are their sex appeals. We don’t care about skills, aptitude, ability or how he scores. Or perhaps, how he sucks. Albeit we know a lot, I mean, A LOT about the sport, they still say that we only care about looks.

We, ladies, don’t discuss about skills with the guys, because we want them to feel superior for their knowledge – as if they have any. We respect the guys because it has been generations, football is guy’s game. Like cooking is for ladies. We ladies know nothing about football.

Some other case:
When a girl like me, who behave like me, who is not so boy-ish, loves football, people will think that we only want to be unique. Unique is what we after. We watch the game; we just want others to see us as only one of our kind. We don’t know what’s foul, what’s great, what’s dive, what’s offside. Despite we observe, they still say that we’re just trying to be unique.

We, ladies, don’t bring up about skills in conversation with guys, because if we do, they will look down on us. We want to be different. We know nothing about football.

So yeah, go sit at the darkest corner in the room. We don’t have what it takes to be a fan of any football club. We know nothing, absolutely nothing to be a supporter of our beloved club. This is 21st century yet we still trapped in the nightmare of being stereotyped. Guess it will always be that way. Though they say the world’s constantly changing, there will be no change in our cases. No more hopes. Stop dreaming. We are being stereotyped.

Disagree?
Ask yourself if you’re a guy. How do you feel if your girlfriend knows more about football? How do you feel if your mother debates your expertise of football? How do you feel if your daughter laughed at your comments towards a particular game, and even provides her reliable analysis of it?
Don’t tell me you don’t care, AT ALL. Because for all I know, that’s a vast obese lie.

Ask yourself if you’re a lady. Do you really think guys will look up to you if you watch any game? Do you really think they’ll respect you if you know more than them? do you really think they’ll like it if you actually observe the game, and your inspection is more accurate than them?
Don’t tell me you really thought that way. Because again, you’re just refused to see the truth.

Peace.

Nessy And Ronny

Nessie has always dreamt of Ronnie, her hot neighbour. its been a month since she moved to the neighbourhood. everyone greeted her well. everyone but ronnie. Ronnie will accept Nessie as his lover as long as Nessie give him these stuffs. These stuffs are so rare that it cannot be bought from the stores. So Nessie has to find out where to get these items.

Halloween stuffs.
Red Blossom
Love Heart Lava Lamp
Dodecahedron Lantern
Jester Doll
World Traveller Suitcase
Lucky Rug
Piano

Muhahahahaha. Ronnie is willing to spend his time with Nessie because she gave him:

Chrome Laptop
Love Heart Candle
Pretty Eye Glasses
Stainless Steel Toilet
Swirl Goggles
White Kitchen Table
Wizard Hat.

(soon-to-be-doctor) Jeremy Chan.. please? pleaseeee?

p/s: Nessie is Jeremy's and Ronnie is mine.

Interview With Edward Cullen

Okay, today, my entry should be an interview with Edward Cullen. We promised to meet at a café, but the weather is sunny so Edward told me to ask him questions via MSN.

I was planning to ask him (Edward Cullen) several questions, guided with some pictures. I would never exhibit them here because it will violate the copyright.

Here’s the interview:

Me: Hello Mr. Cullen. How are you today? Did you have your lunch already?
EC: hello, I’m fine and I don’t eat. Sorry.

Me: opps, sorry. How’s life going?
EC: I’m very busy, Bella is having her PMS, and I have extension on my hair. I accidentally cut it last couple of days when I was frustrated. Since my hair stops growing, I had to wear extension. Sigh. Oh yeah! I chased a cheetah yesterday. You know, it was aweeeeessooome! I ran and ran and ran.

Me: did you catch it?
EC: unfortunately, no. I saw a deer and I ate it instead. I was so thirsty!

Me: oh okay.. can you send me a picture of yourself?
EC: sure! *sending picture*

Me: okay thanks. did you photoshop it? you're sparkling.
EC: no i don't photoshop it. usually i do but i think you might want an original photo so i gave you that one. yeah i'm sparkling. i sparkle if i'm exposed to sunlight. Bella said i am *abnormally* beautiful. so i thought you may like it.

Me: yes I like it. hey, where’s your fang? I thought vampires are supposed to have fangs?
EC: nehh.. I did have fangs centuries ago. Its 21st century now, fang thingy are totally outdated.

Me: so how do you suck blood?
EC: I rip the skin. Like a tiger. That’s why I am called “The world’s best predator.”

Me: yeah. Like a tiger. So what do you do in your free time?
EC: I play baseball with my family. We all love baseball.

Me: can you shape-swift into bat? i mean, like all vampires can, you get me?
EC: i get you. yes i can, centuries ago. we had lived like centuries already and our bodies hardened. it's getting hard to shape-swift to a small-sized animal. i remember one night after playing with Alice, i shape-swifted into a bat. my whole body ached after that!

Me: okay.. talk about Bella.
EC: oh I am so in love with her. I waited for her like, decades! She is my soul mate. she has this one scent, that if i smell it, i will go crazy. its like i want to bite her. but i don't. because i am soooo in love with her. and weird thing is, i cannot read her mind. it made me think that she IS my soul mate.

Me: ookay.. what do you guys do when you’re dating? Do you watch movies?
EC: nooope. I brought her fly, climb the trees, and chat with her at the top of the trees. You tell me, how cool is that?

Me: super cool. So do you sleep in coffin?
EC: eww! I am so clean okay. Coffin sucks. It stinks. We don’t sleep in coffin. In fact, we don’t sleep at all. Last centuries maybe, but now, there are lots of night clubs you can go if you can’t sleep. Enjoy baby!

Me: oookay.. tell me about your house. Do you live in ghostlike castle? Spine-chilling mansion, perhaps?
EC: no. unfashionable! We live in a big-and-oh-so-comfy-but-without-a-bed house.

Me: okayyy.
EC: JESUS CHRIST my laptop is running out of battery! 30 minutes left! Ohhhh. I should've bought MAC.. this brand is outdated already.

Me: pardon? don’t you (vampires) are supposed to be afraid of gods? Like, garlic, crucifix?
EC: no we don’t. We are so immune to that already. Last centuries, we had encountered many (so-called) Van Helsing who made us leave with their crucifixes. We were tired of running from those Van Helsing so we made a pact with them. They won’t bother us anymore as long as we don’t feed on human’s blood. We are friends now. We even have a big antique cross in our house given by one of the Van Helsing’s descendants as a Christmas gift last couple of decades.

Me: don’t feed on human’s blood? Then, what blood are you feed on now?
EC: we feed on animal’s blood. I told you earlier, I was chasing a cheetah.

Me: I thought you were just playing with it.
EC: no, for God sake. We are vegetarian. Like human feed on tofu, we feed on animal’s blood. Of course, it’s not satisfying. We just ease our thirst. Err, I have to go now. I have a date with Bella. this time, she wants me bring her to the peak of Grand Canyon.

Me: okay. Grand Canyon? Isn’t it too far from your resident?
EC: no worries. I drive so fast. We can reach there in 30 minutes.

Me: okay, thank you for your time. Send my regards to Bella. Have a blast day.
EC: no problem. Thank you.


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We’ve seen Pride and Prejudice movie, Harry Potter, and now, Twilight. We’ve seen so many movies adapted from novels. When will be a movie adapted from Cate Tiernan’s novel? I want to see it. Whether its Balefire or Sweep/Wicca, I want to see it. I hope there will be a Sweep/Wicca adaptation. I need to see the Gìomanch . I am deeply in love a fiction character. Oh my.. I want to see Sgàth. I love.. I love… all about Magic. I read Magic. I want Magic! I love Gìomanch !!



this is Gìomanch. i take this picture using my camera from Sweep/Wicca book cover, Changeling. Volume 8. so cute. anyone know who is the real model for the book? i want~~


this is Sgàth. this is Sweep/Wicca's book 3, The Blood Witch.


p/s: if there's ever a Wicca/Sweep adaptation, please, any director, come and cast me as the heroin, Morgan. i want~~~~ or make me the stuntman for the kiss scene between Morgan and Gìomanch. theeehhee~

p/p/s: if you noticed, the 'outdated' words are abused in the interview, that's not me. that's Edward himself. he keep on saying that because he was born on last centuries. so he might want us to see how advanced he is now. so the best we can do to support him is ignore.

Edward Cullhand

don't you think they look slightly the same? i think, edward scissorhand is edward cullen (long-lost) birth father. muhahahaha! bear with me people. next post will be an exclusive interview with Edward Cullen.

taking the heat to the next level.

just for you Joanne.

The Perfect Storm

In life, we are bound to make decisions. We decide what clothes we will be wearing today, we decide what will our dinner be, and we even have to make decision in marriage. Decisions are part of our lives. Those decisions may change our life-better or worst. Yes, we are often forced to choose. The cost of our decision is still unknown yet we still have to choose. We are also bound to decide faultiness in our life. That faultiness may be fatal or the aftermath may stay in our life forever.

I give you a situation, you decide.

You are a captain of a fisherman vessel. You sailed far away from home hoping to catch more fishes. Fortunately, you managed to catch tons of fishes. Alas, your ice machine broken, you cannot store the fishes anymore longer. So you have to go back home immediately or the fish will be rotten. In order to go back home, you will have to traverse a storm – a monster storm. You have two choices:
a) Go back home, putting you and your crew’s lives at stake. If you succeed, you may be rich. In contrast, if you don’t, you and your crew will be perished for good.
b) Stay. Wait for the storm to lessen its strength. Your fishes will surely be rotten, going home without any catch, but you and your crews’ lives will be spared.

This is the situation you can see from the movie The Perfect Storm. The captain and his crews chose to bring the fishes home, whatever it takes. The Andrea Gail crews have to traverse through a 40-50 feet waves to go back home. Which I personally think isn’t a wise thing to do.
I asked several people, which of the decision would they choose, and they decide to put their lives on stake. Seriously people, what is wrong with you? What is more important to you, money or your lives? Imagine if you have mother, wives, daughters etc etc that need your care? I know very well that we need money to survive but risking your lives? Really? Is it worth it? If your loved one can choose, they would rather be died of starvation with you than to bear the misery of losing you for all their lives. Besides, you can go out to fish some other time. Your catch might be more next time. Or you can do other jobs which is safer than fishing.

For me, my life isn’t worth $2000, even $20,000. It’s priceless. I choose to stay alive. The Perfect Storm is all about decision. The best movie for a wake-up call. Strongly recommended.

Missing In Action.

If you ever seen a Suzuki BL 2130, or happen to know the driver, please inform me immediately. This isn’t a joke. I need to see him in person. Be advised. Trouble and trouble. =.=”

stop him in the middle of the road and ask for his phone number. give me a call after you find him/her.

=)

MOHD AFIQ AKIM BIN AHMAD.

i don't care if you can really sing anot. i just know your eyebrows are cool and i fell in love with it.
i don't recognize you before, i despised your hairstyle, thank god you changed it. now i'm really obsessed with your new look.

MOHD AFIQ HAKIM.

Good News

I feel like there is a barricade between us. I feel so far from you. I don’t know what is wrong with us. I feel like I don’t know you anymore. I feel like you’re avoiding me. Somehow I wonder who I am to you. Is it me to blame? Is this the end of us? I don’t want this to happen. Help me, if you ever read this; tell me, what should I do to bring us closer again?

Good news! I’m writing for another blog. It’s a blogskins blog. “We are the people behind your nice layouts.” A stolen quote. Shawn’s quote and I love it. We have a blogskins video blog already, now a blogspot to share our stories. Since I don’t have anybody to talk to now, everybody’s busy with their own things, everybody’s deserting me already, everybody doesn’t need me, so I don’t want to be a burden. I’m not being self-centered, I don’t seek your attention, it’s just that I don’t want to disrupt anybody who’ve got something better to do. Yeah, I’m off! See you next time readers!

p/s: blogskins video blog is helena’s. its awesome. :D

p/p/s: big appreciations for Ashley! She helped me in the Pet Society and now I have so many coins. YEAH! WAY TO GO ASHLEY! (be jealous Jeremy! Be very jealous! Hate me! muahahahahah!)

This is Funny.

Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways.

((khas ditujukan utk si mate yg kan exam inda lagi batah))

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "hey, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Be as vulgar as possible during the exam, make sure every sentence has every other word as a swear word or some sexual innuendo for example.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #__ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor or better yet; cross-dress

43. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

44. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

45. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

46. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

47. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

48. Bring cheerleaders, or bring pets

49. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

50. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

51. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc. . ).

52. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

53. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!"

54. Bring a water pistol with you, or start a brawl in the middle of the exam

55. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

56. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

57. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

58. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

59. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

60. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

61. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think. " Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so".

62. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher"

63. Call the teacher over. Repeatedly call him/her. When he answers, wait 5 seconds, then say "We're taking a test teacher!" (Kind of like Charlie the Unicorn "We're on a bridge Charlie!")

64. go into the exam room. sit down, put on a helmet with the blast shield down and tell the professer the Force will guide your pencil.

65. When the end of the test is near and the examiner starts to look at the clock. Wait until the the seconds hand reaches 6, start singing the Countdown theme tune.

66: leave the whole exam blank after writing THERE ARE ALWAYS MARKS FOR NEAT WORK

67. In the middle of the exam stand up and yell 'they’re coming for me!' and run out

68. Cough really loudly every 5 seconds

69. Make out (or go further than making out) with your boyfriend during the exam when the instructor tries to get you to stop, look the instructor in the eye and tell him/her in an annoyed tone "EXCUSE ME!!! We're a little busy here, GO AWAY . . . "

70. colour in the letters that have a closed of space i.e. a,,b, d,,e etc

71: On the side which says "blank page" write: "this page would be blank if this sign wasn't telling you that". Cover the entire page/paper. Or put movie quotes like "All work and no play makes a dull boy"-------------------------------------A few I thought up: Chris

72. Rickroll the entire exam, get a friend to blast out 'Never Gonna Give You Up' over the speakers.

73: Yell out that 'The Final Countdown' is now in your head and start singing the tune, see how many people catch on.

74. Yell out you lost The Game (As a result, anyone on this group automatically loses The Game, and everyone on the group is now playing it xD )

75: some time into the exam, get up, turn on a radio and start doing the safety dance, when told to stop say you can dance if you want to, if your friends don't dance then they are no friends of yours.

Tagging The Tag-ly Tag.

Ever kissed someone who was in a relationship?
- yes

When is the last time you took a shower?
- couple hours ago.

What are your plans for the weekend?
- more boredom.

Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
- no. kill me.

Have your parents ever caught you coming home drunk?
- no.

Who was the last person you had a serious talk with?
- jeremy.

Is there someone you can talk to about anything?
- not sure.

When was the last time you cried?
- i don't remember...

Do you get drunk every weekend?
- no.

Are you a bad influence?
- yes

Do you get in trouble at school a lot?
- yes.

How's your heart lately?
- static

Do you like where you live?
- sure.

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
- donno.

Are you tired?
- fucking yes.

Is there someone you want to see?
- now, yes.

Is your hair naturally straight?
- yes.

Do you think it's cute when a boyfriend/girlfriend buys you a random gift?
- yeah?

What are you looking forward to in the next 4 days?
- another family gathering. AT MY HOUSE. ooooh.

Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
- present..

Are promises important to you?
- yes..

Would you ever tell someone you loved them first?
- no.

Anyone of the opposite sex been on your mind lately?
- yes ELVIN.

Someone knocks on your window at 2 am, what do you say?
- *&&**%% buduh. lari kali ku.

Will you be in a relationship next month?
- i wish.

Do you love the last boy/girl you were talking to?
- yes.. so much.. more than i love anyone. (mummy).

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
- jeremy.

Where were you at 1AM sunday morning?
- always home.

Anyone you're giving up on?
- yes..

What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
- wei qing. (its a person name, if you ask.)

Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
- depends.

Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
- no one?

Are you an emotional person?
- yes.

Name one thing that can always make you feel better?
- pepsi twist

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
- yes..

Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
- yes

Have you ever worked in a food place?
- no.

What would you name your future son?
- muhammad ronaldo. atau abdul rooney. atau ahmad macheda. ahmad ferguson pun okay.

Has your number 1 on your friends ever made you cry?
- who is? keena no, c mate no, emma no, ziyah....... yes?

Do you eat junk food everyday?
- yes.

Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
- yes.

Have you held hands with anyone today?
- yes.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
- yes if inda boring & inda penyasak :) (jawapan myzah yg aku agree sgt2.)

Do you know how to change a diaper?
- yes

Is there someone who makes you happy every time you speak with them?
- yes.

Is there someone you could spend every minute with and be happy?
- entah ahhhhhhh.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A TAUREAN

I haven't found the card,
to see if I could find,
A little something that would say,
Just what was on my mind.

You have that personality
no one else can explain
It was the day I’ve met you
You are always a happy person
and annoying sometimes
but i unconsciously
fell for your shyness
and quietness

I know this poem is not making any sense
but I have no other way to tell you,
no other way to say
how glad i am,
how happy I am
to be a part of your life

SECOND MAY!!!

(OXY, you’re not the only one who got “manja.” I got one “manja” too. MY NEMANJA VIDIC! On 2nd may, my very own NEMANJA VIDIC birthday! Wooooohoo!)

Happy birthday! Sorry nada hadiah.. wanna know the true story? The money I’ve accumulated udah TERpakai dengan berat hatinya hahaha. Pakai bali cd cina. Sory sory~ I’ll call you nii. Prank call. Pasal I’m bored jua bahhhhhhhhh. Done.
Happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAJI MOHD FAISAL.

(advance actually. i'm going to call him at midnight. ATU PUN MUN IA MENGANGKAT.)