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Okay murid2, topic kita pada hari ini ialah how to win your girl’s heart iaitu macam mana mau dapat hati perempuan yg anda sukai.. is it correct in Malay? Sorry, my Malay’s a bit sucks. I’m going to improve it any time soon. (staieeeeeeeee! Tamparannnn ahahaha) I read it in a website and I have attached some of my opinions too.

Okay, first step, whatever you do, don't just show up at their house... they run around in their underwear just like you do.
– some girls, okay? I don’t think I’ve tried this before, running around my house in my underwear. I have brothers in the house for God sake! Hahahaha. Girls do not want you to see them when they are in their bad shape, you got what I mean? Like, we are Asian, not a movie star. Please understand that we don’t wear our best clothes or make-ups every hour. Its tiring, you know? At least, for me. I don’t wear jeans all the time. We are in Brunei, and for the love of God we are Muslim. I wear shorts, and I don’t want you to see me in my short!

next, don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
–no comment. I do not have girlfriends whom I tell everything to. not anymore. and yes, I told everything to my mate. But he’s no girl.

Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
– okay, I don’t want my guy to tell me all the time that I’m beautiful. Its just annoying and makes me think is some sort of flattery which I really dislike.

Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
– we don’t kiss IN FRONT of our friends! Its disgusting, really! Just act casual. No need to play mushi2. No need to show off. Seriously, disgusting!

If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
– yes! but i dont slap, i punch. =)

Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
– only if you really know who’s going out with you. If she’s kinda ‘ustazah’, I suggest you, do not ever try to touch her. Or you will be labeled as ‘miang’.

You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
– I do, unfortunately. Again, its gross. Please watch your mouth!

Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
– me, its me! I eat like a whale!

Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
– no need to pay all the time. We girls got our money too. Shame on those girls who demand their guys to pay ALL THE TIME.

Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
– true, true. I have been given those things and it makes me merry-go-round.

Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
– nowadays, there are rapists and man-slaughterers everywhere, if you know what I mean.

If a guy is bothering her, or flirting with her, or maybe you hate her friends, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
– not until you’re married or she gave you permission to do so. Don’t act like you’re genius. I will be mad if any of my guy touches any of my good guy friends, especially my mate! Got it?

If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
– important!

Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
– girls~

You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, siblings, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
– I do not have animals so I guess you just have to be Mr. Polite and prince charming.

Don't flirt with their moms or friends... that's just freaky.
– yes, freaky!

Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
– yeah! True, true.

If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
– and don’t bring her home just yet.

If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

Don't marinade the cologne.

Don't give her something stupid for her birthday. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power.

Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
– true. FOR LIFE. Easy to forgive but hard to forget.