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Some cute 10 jokes:

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An old man was walking along the road.
A car stopped near him and a got out of it.
He asked the old man, Sir, shall I give you a lift?
The old man replied, No need I live on the ground floor

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Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall.
The teacher came out and said:
T : Why r u fighting?
S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank
T : Why should that bother you?
S : I too left my answer sheet blank
T : So
S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

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A : B, which is this crop in the farm?
B : This is cotton from which clothes are made.
A : Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?

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Teacher : Why are you late?
Student : Because there was a sign which tells School ahead, go slow

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A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

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Professor : What three words are the most used by college students?
Student : I dont know.
Professor : Precisely.

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Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket?
Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
C : What would you do if you lose both?
P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
C : ????????

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Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
Salesman : Dont worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

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Teacher : I killed a person, convert this sentence into future tense.
Student : The future tense you will go to jail.

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Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have its body covered with hair?
Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.