Sample Curriculum Vitae

my sample Curriculum Vitae. atulah, yg kamu selalu kata, "buatkan aku CV" "eh durang minta CV".. yatah tu nama full nya. Curriculum Vitae!

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CURRICULUM VITAE

BASIC INFORMATION

Name: Raihani Bte Md Rosli
AGE: 18
DATE OF BIRTH: 30 March 1991
SEX: female
NATIONALITY: Bruneian
RACE: Malay
MARITAL STATUS: Single
RELIGION: Islam
IC-NO: 01-045xxx

QUALIFICATION

HIGHEST QUALIFICATION

GCE A'LEVEL

NOVEMBER 2008
SYARIAH C
MALAY LANGUAGE E
GEOGRAPHY U

GCE O'LEVEL

JUNE 2008
ENGLISH C5

NOVEMBER 2006
MALAY LITERATURE A2
COMBINE SCIENCE C5
GEOGRAPHY C5
MALAY LANGUAGE B4
ISLAMIC R KNOWLEDGE C5
ART E8
ENGLISH D7
MATHEMATICS D7

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:

• I am fluent in HTML, CSS and currently studying PHP, AJAX and SQL.
• I can operate Microsoft Office well.
• I am DAMN familiar with Adobe Photoshop, and I wrote all the skin's layout codes in Notepad or Trellian Webpage. I look forward to learn how to use Macromedia Dreamweaver. If you could purchase it for me, I will definitely can operate it within 2 days.
• I do not talk much so you don't have to worry me talking during working hours.
• I prefer to work alone but ready to work in a team if required.
• I am one of the "UBD Hiccup" victims. I hate people who makes mistakes. They seems irresponsible to me. Thus I avoid making mistakes. If I do, I'll try to justify it, or at least, rectify it.
• PLEASE, IF YOU AREN'T INTERESTED IN HIRING ME, BE HONEST, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. I'M SICK OF PEOPLE TELLING ME I'M TOO YOUNG. READ THIS, I MAYBE YOUNG FOR I FINISHED MY A'LEVELS AT THE AGE OF 17. WHY IS IT SUCH A SIN?WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE, YOU WERE PROBABLY STILL IN A PUPPY LOVE, OR HIDING UNDER YOUR MUM'S BREAST. I FINISHED MY A'LEVELS AT THE EARLY AGE, THAT WOULD SURELY PROVED, LOUD AND CLEAR, THAT I AM MORE CAPABLE OF DOING ANY TASK, WOULDN'T IT? SO JUST SAVE THE CRAP, OKAY? AND DO NOT, EVER, SAY MY QUALIFICATIONS ARE TOO HIGH AND I SHOULD BE FURTHERING MY STUDY YADDA YADDA. FUCK YOU, I DO NOT NEED YOUR SPEAKING-AS-AN-EXPERIENCED-GUY ADVICE. I DAMN KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING INSTEAD OF WORKING AT THIS AGE, BUT DUE TO A MESSED UP IN EDUCATION SYSTEM, I AM REJECTED. REJECTED, YOU READ? OF ALL INSTITUTES IN BRUNEI, THERE IS NOT ONE, WHICH I MET THE REQUIREMENTS. JUST SAVE THE CRAP. TELL ME YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED. OKAY?
• CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING HARD NOT TO BE A PATHETIC JOBLESS WHINER HERE? JUST GIVE ME THE JOB, ASSHOLE. BESIDES, HIS MAJESTY SAID, DON'T BE PICKY. I'M TRYING NOT TO BE PICKY HERE, HELLO? CAN'T YOU COMPANIES BE NOT PICKY?
• I WANT TO WORK. I HATE BEING JOBLESS. IT MADE MY BRAIN FREEZE. I FEEL STUPID AND STUPIDER EACH DAY.
• please kindly pardon my French. =)

Yours,

Raihani (or you might want to call me Nes.)