Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Cinderella


Her mom abuses? Eh, she had it coming. She was too weak to speak for herself. Then she's so naive that she married the first guy she saw. She didn't really know this guy, and she married him after one dance. What if the guy is a charming rapist, or a cold-blooded murderer? She's just lucky he happened to be a prince. So she became princess. Another bleh. She hasn't do anything productive, other than speaking to animals and scrubbing the floor her entire life, and after one dance, she's princess. Why she didn't think to poison her step-mom and step-sis with bleachers she used to scrub the floor is beyond me. So stupid. 

What is her good quality anyway, other than being fuckhot? She's good at mixing bleachers and she can talk to animals. That's handy, no?

Why the prince married her? Because he's amazed that the glass slipper didn't break when they were dancing, and he wanted to see her small feet again. The prince has a foot fetish.


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